Mums, eh!

[Number One]

Mine put 6 foot of soil between us.

and that right there...is a conversation stopper!

[jrandom]

and that right there...is a conversation stopper!

Nah, he lined it up on purpose. Show no mercy.

[007XX]

Mine put 6 foot of soil between us.

Yeah, well, that's just unfair isn't it? How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?

*sorry to hear, and to have misunderstood your earlier post*

[jrandom]

How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?

Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

[Number One]

Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

PSST..


The briefcase is on it's way

[007XX]

Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

pah...I take care of my own dirty work, thank you very much...

But thanks anyway...will keep on file for any possible further use...

[Sully60]

PSST..


The briefcase is on it's way

We're talking about your mother here, not 007XXs eh?


Quitely waiting in hope

[Number One]

We're talking about your mother here not 007XXs eh?

But of course dear

I would not pay for someone elses to be taken care of...I ain't made of money

[Mikkel]

Mothers are good I reckon. But there are reasons why we move out eventually

...and reasons why we avoid moving back for more than a couple of days at a time

Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

Do you do mothers in law? In that case I have something you can do for me in return for a ride on the mean greenie

[MsKABC]

That's pretty awesome, kind of thing my Ma would do.

I recently heard of a woman who sent some whitebait by courier to her son's place of work. But guess what? That's right, the courier failed to deliver on time (despite being advised of the perishable nature of the parcel and assuring same day delivery) and the parcel cleared the office building upon its eventual arrival!

Edited for spelling!

[Finn]

That's pretty awesome, kind of thing my Ma would do.

I recently heard of a woman who sent some whitebait by courier to her son's place of work. But guess what? That's right, the courier failed to deliver on time (despite being advised of the perishable nature of the parcel and assuring same day delivery) and the parcel cleared the office building upon its eventual arrival!

Edited for spelling!

Kinda like the frozen mullet I stuck in my brothers tire well moments before a long trip with his new girlfriend.

[MsKABC]

Kinda like the frozen mullet I stuck in my brothers tire well moments before a long trip with his new girlfriend.

Now that's just plain naaasty!

[Finn]

Now that's just plain naaasty!

Yeah, about as nasty as him putting a fresh dog turd in my lunch box the week prior.

[MsKABC]

Yeah, about as nasty as him putting a fresh dog turd in my lunch box the week prior.

Well my dog would think that was a very nice gesture, thank you very much! And there are starving children in Africa, don't you know?

[Finn]

And there are starving children in Africa, don't you know?

I find that hard to believe because all the African kids I see on TV have really big bellies.