This is me.....

[Biff]

Mate, keep riding like a dickhead on the road and spoil it for everyone else,huh? keep it for the track or fuck off back to the UK
yore not too smart either, think Mr Plod might be paying you a visit now they have your rego plate details

ooooo - get you - talking about smart people fuckwit - ive never seen a motorbike with the rego on the front - right back atcha

[bungbung]

Rego plate in the posted photos

[Biff]

Rego plate in the posted photos

whose photos? - dont know who he was talking to - needs to take a chill pill though

[aff-man]

Welcom mate, some nice bikes you have there

[scumdog]

whose jackets that coat ?

Ah, another sorry-arse that doesn't have what it takes to join the H.P.?

[Cajun]

Ah, another sorry-arse that doesn't have what it takes to join the H.P.?

Horse Pile?

[bungbung]

Hows about them shoes? shows? showers?

[Biff]

Ah, another sorry-arse that doesn't have what it takes to join the H.P.?

Testicules?

[scumdog]

whose photos? - dont know who he was talking to - needs to take a chill pill though

What happened to the bit about hiding under a flat rock hey? hey?

[kerryg]

Hi There, moved to NZ in 1997 from England.

Hi there ...ahem...Root ...

I have been hoping some other KBer would save me the embarrassment but seems it is going to fall on my (reluctant) shoulders.


Rott... Root... Root.......you come from an ancient country with many of its own little idiosyncrasies (dropped aspirates,warm beer, faggots, not bathing... ) so you will be able to understand what I am about to reveal to you: here in the Antipodes we have developed our own vernacular...and here the word "root" has a certain...umm...how shall I express this delicately??.... prurient usage.

I'll say no more. You'll no doubt do the right thing. A nudge is as good as a wink, eh?

[gav]

Yeah, sorry mate, might have been a little heavy handed, but 3 of your road bikes have rego plates clearly visible, might need a little photoshop or cut and paste job on them their plates

[Motoracer]

Sorry, a bit late here.

Welcome aboard! You will find the KB crew, most friendly and helpful.

Some of us Aucklanders are planning on riding down to Welly on the 1st week of Jan '05. A ride will be organised within the Wellington area and surroundings for then. I hope that you'll be able to join us.

MR

[R00T]

and here the word "root" has a certain...umm...

lol.. yes I know, where I come from bugger is 'to do a man up the arse', and I see kiwi's walking about with it on hat's thinking its cool... even kids go around saying it... its a little too faggotory for me to not laugh about.

But 'root', for those that don't know, 'root' is the linux admin super user, these here forums are only possible because of 'root' and as I have a number of linux servers of my own, and admin a few for others I chose that name years ago to also user on-line.

As for the plates.. I doubt any officers that bother to come here want to waste their time chasing something they know they cannot prove.

Motoracer, please keep me informed about the early January ride, I would love to join in.

p.s. I only ride like a dickface when I am on my own, I don't put others at risk.

[sels1]

Welcome. great intro. Hope to see you at Wgtn events sometime

[Biff]

What happened to the bit about hiding under a flat rock hey? hey?

I got confused, I thought that somebody was having a dig at me for some reason. Obviously not as you're all such decent chaps and chapesses here.

So if I've made an ar se of myself sorry. If I haven't then I'd better try harder next time.