qualified lawyer please, can I beat this ticket?

[marty]

i've got a defended in court tomorrow for a 19th driving whilst disqualified/eba that involves a strong defence like 'i didn't know i was disqualified, and i didn't think i was pissed'.....

[Coldkiwi]

let me guess... he maimed someone else and the guy will get 200hrs community service???

[jrandom]

Let me guess, zooter... you'll go straight to the nuclear weapon of traffic ticket defenses, and write them a letter saying that you don't WANNA pay a fine, and... and... it SHOULDN'T'VE been a 60 zone, anyway, and... and... it's not FAIR and don't they have any REAL criminals to catch anyway?

No offense (well, not a lot, anyway) meant, but you seem pretty dumb.

Just pay the fine and don't do 27kph over the limit in future unless it isn't actually dangerous, and you're really, really sure no cops are around.

[jrandom]

Please don't post on this thread unless it's the good legal oil. If you want to sound off start another thread.

I should have addressed this in my previous post to forestall any misdirected righteous anger on your part; in this case, pointing out that you're being silly and don't have a hope in hell probably *is* the good legal oil. Sorry dude.

[spudchucka]

i've got a defended in court tomorrow for a 19th driving whilst disqualified/eba that involves a strong defence like 'i didn't know i was disqualified, and i didn't think i was pissed'.....

A colleague snapped a guy recently for his 47th disqaulied driving offence. The judge actually had some balls and for a change and he was RIC'd.

[Hitcher]

he was RIC'd.

Ain't jargon wonderful! RICed = locked up awaiting sentence? (remanded in custody, presumably)

[NordieBoy]

Ain't jargon wonderful! RICed = locked up awaiting sentence? (remanded in custody, presumably)

Nah, Ric is a big Samoan dude with tats and an eyepatch.

[Hitcher]

Nah, Ric is a big Samoan dude with tats and an eyepatch.

In that case, RIC (the adjective) is particularly frightening!

[marty]

he probably 4211'd the car, did a 41, had some 3200, was eba, and after all that, spud had to make up his 9T8, as he had *wasted* so much time doing real police work...

[marty]

Please don't post on this thread unless it's the good legal oil. If you want to sound off start another thread. Cheers, Greg

why start another thread when we can bag you just as good on this one?

[scumdog]

he probably 4211'd the car, did a 41, had some 3200, was eba, and after all that, spud had to make up his 9T8, as he had *wasted* so much time doing real police work...

And no doubt he was checked for any 9T7 and probably the dude was bordering on some 3536 but got off witha K4 but most of us would have K9'd and been 4U for hours!!!

[spudchucka]

Ain't jargon wonderful! RICed = locked up awaiting sentence? (remanded in custody, presumably)

Opps, sorry bout that. RIC = remanded in custody.

[spudchucka]

And no doubt he was checked for any 9T7 and probably the dude was bordering on some 3536 but got off witha K4 but most of us would have K9'd and been 4U for hours!!!

Fuck that!!! I went 10/0 ages ago.

[NordieBoy]

Opps, sorry bout that. RIC = remanded in custody.

Boring

[spudchucka]

Nah, Ric is a big Samoan dude with tats and an eyepatch.

Ric says to the new inmate, "lets play mummy's and daddy's".

New guy says, "errr, no thanks".

Ric says, "I'll let you be the daddy"!

New guy says, "OK then".

Ric says, "right then, come over here and suck mummy's cock"!