HELL'S PIZZA, can go to HELL!

**White trash** · 23rd July 2005, 10:10

Originally Posted by zadok

Seeing as this thread has been resurrected and it is about one of my favourite food groups, PIZZA, thought I would ask the Wellingtonians if Giovanni's is still operating? It was situated in Haitaitai(?). Go through the tunnel and head straight down. I left Welly in Dec '77, so it may not be thee now. I used to love the pizza's from there.

No Giovannis sorry.

**Fart** · 23rd July 2005, 13:25

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Now I didn't know that Hells Pizza had a policy of NOT SERVING people with speech, er, impediments? I guess they don't serve disabled people, colored or old people either. So, if you're absolutely perfect, you should have no problem buying a pizza from them.

Last time I was at Hells Pizza, I ask the staff for a pair of chop sticks and soya suace and he told me to fuck off. Racist pricks. How the hell am I suppose to eat my pizza?

**Brian d marge** · 23rd July 2005, 13:49

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

After seeing Supersize Me (Maccy D's doco), I've never and will never go .

That Supersize me ,,,has...err sort of put me off the burgers to ...Me nan used to say everything in moderation ..so a mac now and then...

But it was those doctors that did it for me ...He did more damage than a seasoned drinker ,,( me being one!)

No wonder Mac over hear had a publicity campain showing how healty the burgers were !!! the really bad ones were hidden in the middle of the advert.. with really small print ....

Ho hum ..... anyway As to hells Pizza ... would be on the war path ,,,,,,

Stephen

**gav** · 23rd July 2005, 21:12

I see Hells Pizza have opened a branch not far from home here in Bishopdale, got a flyer in the mail but why no menu on the flyer, every other Pizza store flyer does, why? err maybe its more convenient? So whats the point of me ringing up and asking what the pizzas are and the prices, why not put it on the mailer? So they've got a website, frankly don't know if I can be arsed to have to logon and look up a website, just to order a pizza?

**Paul in NZ** · 23rd July 2005, 21:50

Originally Posted by White trash

No Giovannis sorry.

Is that the wog dude in the Hannahs building... Fricking BRILLIANT Pizza! The real deal not that...... 'other' stuff...

**Ramius** · 23rd July 2005, 21:57

Ooooh...I want to Rant..Rant about Pizza Hutt, Pizza Haven & Dominoes...all of which do not know how to make a Pizza...we will talk about my last order...
Rang up, said, I will have a make my own pizza which will have extra cheese, onion, tomato and beef, I will also have a supreme...'that will be ready in 25 minutes' No probs, until it reached 50 minutes, here are your pizzas sir...

I get them home, and hello, my pizza (the make my own) has dead pig on it! This elevates my stress levels more, I ring up Pizza Slut and get some guppy. Yes, we will replace that pizza for you and for the time spent waiting we will give you a free regular pizza on your next purchase...WHAT NEXT PURCHASE? I politely in my angry voice told her that this was not acceptable and that I wanted a refund and my pizza, she said no. What we can do is give you a replacement pizza and free side...she tipped me there. I started yelling, as one does asking her if she really thought that my 2 hours in time was worth $2.95..At this point I said, I am done with you, get me a team leader...
Team Leader came on, lovely English lady, we talked, we canoodled, as well as you can canoodle on a phone, and I stated my demands, I want a replacement pizza and a refund, he reply was, oh sorry, we can't do that. And of course my response was, well you better find a way. I then told her my life story in that EVERY order I get from there is screwed up, she commented that on the phone number I was calling from there had only been 2 orders, so I listed the other 5 numbers I use and there was stunned silence. She put me on hold and came back to the phone, said that my replacement pizza would be on the way, my refund would be coming with the driver, and what 2 free sides would I like.
Needless to say, when the pizza got here, the guy forgot one of the sides so had to come back. So, from the time of order to the time I was able to eat it was just over 2 hours.

And that was the last time I will purchase from Pizza Slut, Crapnoes or Pizza Crappen.

**amylou** · 23rd July 2005, 22:05

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

I plan to write a shitty letter to whoever receives all the shitty letters at Hell, and tell them about it. And, when they send me some poxy free fries vouchers, I'll post them back, and tell them exactly where they can shove them.

I sympathise theres nothing worse than shitty service even on a good day but hey aint it better to get the vouchers and use them even if you don't eat the pizza, cause it means a loss for them.
I dunno small gesture but free pizza!

**Timber020** · 24th July 2005, 00:06

Hells pizzas are good, there service sucks big time. They have got it all wrong and late more often than they have got it right. And these arent little mistakes, these are ones that have nearly killed someone.

**loosebruce** · 24th July 2005, 01:28

Seems all you peeps bitching about Hell are in Welly mostly and the ones in akld dont come to my store in Ellerslie, welly hell is all shit, i feel sorry for you guys that have to deal with them, feel free to rock up to akld to my store and i'll show ya service and good food, Friday night we had deliverys in peak times out to some people in less than 20mins others were less than 30min, sure odd mistake here and there, shit happens but i sort it and compenstae it genoursly, and i aint talking quiet business, we were 3rd busiest in the country selling close to $8000 worth of food on friday alone.

Alas the punters that owned the Ellerslie store have sold it to this other joker (he's cool thou) and i'll be left without a job soon (to the streets

) but all going to plan i'm opening my own store up in pukekohe,think about it - hard day on 22 and stop in and see ol loosebruce for a damned good feed at the end of it.

Moral of the story if it aint a pizza from a loosebruce hell it all shit, it is going to get a bit hard to look after me regulars though with the new owner, but i wasn't brought up in naenae for nothing so i'm sure i'll think of something for ya's.

And i cant deliver to welly before any of ya ask, i dont have a car and the pizza sure as shit wont be in one peice by the end of it on the gixer, if i didnt eat it first.

**Waylander** · 24th July 2005, 02:06

Originally Posted by loosebruce

Seems all you peeps bitching about Hell are in Welly mostly and the ones in akld dont come to my store in Ellerslie, welly hell is all shit, i feel sorry for you guys that have to deal with them, feel free to rock up to akld to my store and i'll show ya service and good food, Friday night we had deliverys in peak times out to some people in less than 20mins others were less than 30min, sure odd mistake here and there, shit happens but i sort it and compenstae it genoursly, and i aint talking quiet business, we were 3rd busiest in the country selling close to $8000 worth of food on friday alone.

Alas the punters that owned the Ellerslie store have sold it to this other joker (he's cool thou) and i'll be left without a job soon (to the streets

) but all going to plan i'm opening my own store up in pukekohe,think about it - hard day on 22 and stop in and see ol loosebruce for a damned good feed at the end of it.

Moral of the story if it aint a pizza from a loosebruce hell it all shit, it is going to get a bit hard to look after me regulars though with the new owner, but i wasn't brought up in naenae for nothing so i'm sure i'll think of something for ya's.

And i cant deliver to welly before any of ya ask, i dont have a car and the pizza sure as shit wont be in one peice by the end of it on the gixer, if i didnt eat it first.

I don't know mate the one here in Hamilton at 5 Cross Roads is pretty good. Even more so after the rebuilt it after it burning down earlier this year.

LB · 24th July 2005, 05:17

Originally Posted by zadok

Seeing as this thread has been resurrected and it is about one of my favourite food groups, PIZZA, thought I would ask the Wellingtonians if Giovanni's is still operating? It was situated in Haitaitai(?). Go through the tunnel and head straight down. I left Welly in Dec '77, so it may not be thee now. I used to love the pizza's from there.

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Zadok: Giovannis is long gone. I remember many a good night there in the early '80s. They used to serve pina coladas in hollowed-out coconut shells. Ah, those were the days.......
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**Badcat** · 24th July 2005, 07:58

Originally Posted by loosebruce

Alas the punters that owned the Ellerslie store have sold it to this other joker (he's cool thou) and i'll be left without a job soon (to the streets

) but all going to plan i'm opening my own store up in pukekohe,think about it - hard day on 22 and stop in and see ol loosebruce for a damned good feed at the end of it.

great idea.
i'd be a starter.

ken

**SixPackBack** · 24th July 2005, 08:14

Moral of the story if it aint a pizza from a loosebruce hell it all shit, it is going to get a bit hard to look after me regulars though with the new owner, but i wasn't brought up in naenae for nothing so i'm sure i'll think of something for ya's.

Dude if you can cook as fast as you ride we will have eaten before we ordered haha

Sounds like an excellent idea, you would get all of KB's support

**loosebruce** · 24th July 2005, 11:28

Originally Posted by Waylander

I don't know mate the one here in Hamilton at 5 Cross Roads is pretty good. Even more so after the rebuilt it after it burning down earlier this year.

5 cross roads pretty good huh yeah maybe, but how much do you pay there, why dont you ask Death INC, Twosmoker, Mattt, Drunken Monkey, Speedmedic, Motoracer etc etc how much they pay when they see me and then decide if they are better

**Waylander** · 24th July 2005, 11:35

Originally Posted by loosebruce

5 cross roads pretty good huh yeah maybe, but how much do you pay there, why dont you ask Death INC, Twosmoker, Mattt, Drunken Monkey, Speedmedic, Motoracer etc etc how much they pay when they see me and then decide if they are better

Then add $10 for gas to get to your store lol. You're right though mate I don't get KB discount down here.