Lotto

**Big Dan** · 5th April 2008, 16:35

This is a warning that you need to exercise paitence out there at lotto stores nationwide its mentally insane

I had to fight my way thru my local dairy in waterview its normaly quiet with two ppl behind counter but now the whole blimmen family is behind there

Take care out there its tough i only bearly survived it but i'm safe so save yourselves don't buy a ticket its safer

**Burrt Badger** · 5th April 2008, 16:56

Originally Posted by Big Dan

This is a warning that you need to exercise paitence out there at lotto stores nationwide its mentally insane

I had to fight my way thru my local dairy in waterview its normaly quiet with two ppl behind counter but now the whole blimmen family is behind there

Take care out there its tough i only bearly survived it but i'm safe so save yourselves don't buy a ticket its safer

Yeah all you lot,dont bother buying a ticket,as I have the winning one in my pocket & I will enjoy 18 million dollars,think of how many bikes I could own then ????

**Big Dan** · 5th April 2008, 17:01

Originally Posted by Burrt Badger

Yeah all you lot,dont bother buying a ticket,as I have the winning one in my pocket & I will enjoy 18 million dollars,think of how many bikes I could own then ????

you have it wrong Burt the winning ticket is nice and warm in my left pocket

sorry to disappiont you

**Spuds1234** · 5th April 2008, 17:12

You two seem to be mistaken as I have the winning ticket.

**Big Dan** · 5th April 2008, 17:14

Originally Posted by Spuds1234

You two seem to be mistaken as I have the winning ticket.

ahh there are some deluded ppl out there

spuds i'm sorry to "mash" your dreams

**Maha** · 5th April 2008, 17:17

Originally Posted by Big Dan

you have it wrong Burt the winning ticket is nice and warm in my left pocket

sorry to disappiont you

You have the same numbers as I do?.......

**Big Dan** · 5th April 2008, 17:28

Originally Posted by maha man

You have the same numbers as I do?.......

sorry maha man i think you have been mistaken your ticket was for last week and anyway i've got a special winning ticket

**Spuds1234** · 5th April 2008, 17:31

What time is the draw anyway?

I used to sell lotto about 4 years ago. I havnt seen a single draw since then.

I dont know shit about lotto now to be honest.

**Big Dan** · 5th April 2008, 17:35

Originally Posted by Spuds1234

What time is the draw anyway?

I used to sell lotto about 4 years ago. I havnt seen a single draw since then.

I dont know shit about lotto now to be honest.

its at 3am tomorrow morning

nah its 8pm tonight

**YellowDog** · 5th April 2008, 17:51

Many years ago I played a trick on my ex-Mother-in-law. I bought the winning numbers for the previous week and then played back the video at exactly the right time; asking her to check my numbers for me.

She was so excited I thought the silly cow was going to die.

I don't think she ever saw the funny side of it.

Neither did my 'Bucking Fitch' ex-wife!

**Big Dan** · 5th April 2008, 18:08

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Many years ago I played a trick on my ex-Mother-in-law. I bought the winning numbers for the previous week and then played back the video at exactly the right time; asking her to check my numbers for me.

She was so excited I thought the silly cow was going to die.

I don't think she ever saw the funny side of it.

Neither did my 'Bucking Fitch' ex-wife!

now thats an all to common classic lotto prank

**kevfromcoro** · 5th April 2008, 18:19

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Many years ago I played a trick on my ex-Mother-in-law. I bought the winning numbers for the previous week and then played back the video at exactly the right time; asking her to check my numbers for me.

She was so excited I thought the silly cow was going to die.

I don't think she ever saw the funny side of it.

Neither did my 'Bucking Fitch' ex-wife!

haha..jeez u are meanie