Spelling

[2_SL0]

I wish my brain was equiped with spell check, but alas its not.

[jrandom]

When your dishing it out, your'e own grammer and speling needs to be impeckaba... impeca... impeccca...

I know. I'm happy to sacrifice myself in the cause of providing a worthy target, though...

Unless, of course, you can blame it on the couple of home brews and the bottle of sauvignon blanc that went down a treat with dinner...

In all honesty, I cannot claim such; I've only just now started on my semillon/sauvignon blanc for the evening. My failings are entirely my own.

Also, I must confess that the kitchen defeated me earlier; I had Hell delivered, and I looked upon it and saw that it was Good. Tasted all right, too.

[avgas]

Engage pen before brain i say. Leave english to those who dont know math

[MikeL]

I had Hell delivered, and I looked upon it and saw that it was Good.

You're a trusting soul. Do you really believe that even Hell can deliver the goods? Might look good, and taste good, but what's really in it????

Your own kitchen is best. Just takes a bit of time and effort...

And dare I mention campylobacter, listeria?

And now, in the true spirit of perversity, I'm off to the pub, to light up my pipe or a good cigar before we all turn into pumpkins at midnight...

[StoneChucker]

Just to let you all know, I HAVE gone crazy. At 5pm, on Wednesday, when I realised YET again I was staying late at work, with everything else, something seriously snapped inside me. I must have blacked out, as when I came to, I was hunched over in a corner, with a sterile drape (for surgery) over me like a tent, frothing at the mouth whistling christmas carrols.

Where was I? Oh yes, jrandom... Hell? I would rather eat all the raw ingredients for an omlette, make myself throw up into a hotplate, cook the upchuck into an omlette, and then eat it again (yes, I saw this on Jackass, was quite, err, disturbing).

As 4 da spling, we all no dats a dirct rslt of da txtng lange of mobl fones ingrting in2 socity. Won b lng til dey rerite da dictnry.
cul8r,
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[Hitcher]

I know. I'm happy to sacrifice myself in the cause of providing a worthy target, though...

Diddums...

[scumdog]

Seen worse. Divine Pizza in Khandallah sells "pizza's". Groan...

Maybe it was meant to be 'pizza is (good)'? naa, I don't think so Tim.

[scumdog]

And so they should.

Imagine if you, Gentle Reader, were to happen upon a terminating sibilant *without* the grace of a warning apostrophe! Catastrophy would inevitably ensue.

I applaud their brave and innovative syntactical approach, and I remind all present that without such mettle, Man would never have harnessed the fearsome energies released in the splitting of the infinitive.

Took the words right out of my mouth, 'course you forgot to spell some of 'em correctly though

[kerryg]

You're a trusting soul. Do you really believe that even Hell can deliver the goods? Might look good, and taste good, but what's really in it????

Your own kitchen is best. Just takes a bit of time and effort...

And dare I mention campylobacter, listeria?

And now, in the true spirit of perversity, I'm off to the pub, to light up my pipe or a good cigar before we all turn into pumpkins at midnight...

And dare I question the spelling of Socrates with a k........................???

[vifferman]

hows this for bad?

"The Bike is very tidy for its age, it has avon tyres, back many need replacing soon frount is mint, brad new mufflers and heaps of many parts i have replaced over the 3 years i have owned it"

Not the worst I've read on TradeMe.
The thing that continually gets me is the ones where the name of the bike is spelled incorrectly (or incorrectely spelted) in the title.

[MikeL]

And dare I question the spelling of Socrates with a k........................???

Ah, I was hoping someone would ask that.
(Gets ready to delve into fascinating history of complex relationship between Greek alphabet and Latin transcription, until realizes nobody really gives a stuff...)

Just put it down to intellectual snobbery.

[vifferman]

Ah, I was hoping someone would ask that.
(Gets ready to delve into fascinating history of complex relationship between Greek alphabet and Latin transcription, until realizes nobody really gives a stuff...)

Just put it down to intellectual snobbery.

That's just intellectual snobbery.
Surely, if you're going to use a "k", because it's more correct, then you may as well write everything that's furrin with the original spelling and script of the time? Or summat?



(I actually have no freakin' idea what I'm talking about; I'm just horrendously bored....)

[kerryg]

Ah, I was hoping someone would ask that.
(Gets ready to delve into fascinating history of complex relationship between Greek alphabet and Latin transcription, until realizes nobody really gives a stuff...)

Just put it down to intellectual snobbery.

(Tugs at forelock....)


Us unedikated folks will be ever-so grateful for any kind explanation...but we hopes you will only use little words cos we is very feckin stupid

[ZorsT]

we cant screw around with the language we speak... remember "euro english"?

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU

makes you think eh?

i wasn't actually here to remember that joke thread, but spend a day (or 2) reading it