The Bad Movie Thread

[EJK]

I see many movie threads lately and I thought why not I start this one.

So, whats the worst movie you've seen?

A movie that made your stomach feel like its been stirred up with a knife.

A movie that you stopped watching after 3 minutes.

A movie that made you shout "Ah FUCK!"

A movie that made your popcorn taste bad

So?


Mine has to be.... Tremors. A crap movie. I curse myself for watching that one.

[Usarka]

Mine has to be.... Tremors. A crap movie. I curse myself for watching that one.

Tremors is a cult classic, a masterpiece even

[Tank]

I hate any chick flick my wife makes me watch.

I cannot remember the name - but it dosnt really matter - they are all the same anyway. NO guns, NO explosions, NO Bikes, NO hot chicks jelly wrestling, NO Terrorist getting wasted etc. In short boring as fuck!

[EJK]

Tremors is a cult classic, a masterpiece even

Tremors 1 was bad. I thought 2 would be better so I watched it
and I was wrong.

So again I thought Tremors 3 would be better...
I was wrong again.


Bad acting. Horrible graphics. Horrible story. Enough said.

[Usarka]

Tremors 1 was bad. I thought 2 would be better so I watched it
and I was wrong.

So again I thought Tremors 3 would be better...
I was wrong again.

You're not a quick learner are you?

the key with movies like tremors is to appreciate the comedic b-gradeness of the them. planet terror is a good recent example.

[Hitcher]

The Lake House.

[enigma51]

Biker boyz
thats a winner

[MisterD]

Anything with Tom Hanks in it....

[nodrog:Me]

Biker boyz
thats a winner

closely followed by Torque

[Tank]

Tremors 1 was bad. I thought 2 would be better so I watched it
and I was wrong.

So again I thought Tremors 3 would be better...
I was wrong again.


Bad acting. Horrible graphics. Horrible story. Enough said.

Here is a life lesson for you that will save you many, many, many hours of crap movies.

The Sequel is normally more crap than the original. If there is a 3rd or 4th installment - they are normally just milking it and will probably be worse than the second one.

There are exceptions, but for the few good movies you miss out on you will save many, many, many hours of shit viewing.

I mean seriously - how many people thought that the second series of Paris Hilton in the Simple life was better than the first ??? huh, huh, point proven.

[MisterD]

Here is a life lesson for you that will save you many, many, many hours of crap movies.

The Sequel is normally more crap than the original. If there is a 3rd or 4th installment - they are normally just milking it and will probably be worse than the second one.

There are exceptions, but for the few good movies you miss out on you will save many, many, many hours of shit viewing.

I mean seriously - how many people thought that the second series of Paris Hilton in the Simple life was better than the first ??? huh, huh, point proven.

Can anyone name a good sequel to a crap original? I don't mean a sequel that was better than an already good original such as Godfather 2...but a decent sequel to a truly crap first film?

[Maha]

Mark II (Its on Maori TV this week i think?) Cher!
A very very low budget rip off of Goodbye Pork Pie.

[Skunk]

Can anyone name a good sequel to a crap original? I don't mean a sequel that was better than an already good original such as Godfather 2...but a decent sequel to a truly crap first film?

Star Trek

[avgas]

Lord of the Rings...
Loved the books, but the movie felt like a 3 year old was directing it.
"First we attack them"
"and then?"
"And then we get that"
"and then?"
"And then we do this"
"and then?"
"And then he dies and these things appear"
"and then?"
"And then this stuff happens".......

Nah just kidding its not the worse (but not my slice of cake).
Worst was 'Jumper'......i got 5 mins into that thing and turned it off. Cos sick of hearing a rich kid whine.

[kermit63]

Napoleon Dynamite.....Sadly, I watched it to the end. I thought it was so cringingly crap, that it would have to get better. My wife kept looking at me as if to say "are you really making me watch this", and I kept saying "I can turn it off if you want", but combined indecision saw us both watch the whole movie.

The one redeeming feature is that when I see teenagers wearing "Vote for Pedro" t-shirts, I atleast know who the hell Pedro is.