The Bad Movie Thread

[Tank]

Napoleon Dynamite.....Sadly, I watched it to the end. I thought it was so cringingly crap, that it would have to get better. My wife kept looking at me as if to say "are you really making me watch this", and I kept saying "I can turn it off if you want", but combined indecision saw us both watch the whole movie.

The one redeeming feature is that when I see teenagers wearing "Vote for Pedro" t-shirts, I atleast know who the hell Pedro is.

Sad but true - watch it a second and third time - it does get funnier.

Love the cow being shot in front of the buss load of kids. Classic.

[gijoe1313]

Plan 9 from outer Space ... but I am a pyschotronic B-Z movie watcher, I love watching movies that are so bad they are good!

Attack of the killer Tomatoes
Killer Amazons in the Avocado Jungle of Death... oh the list can go on and on...

EJ, you ain't seen nuffink yet! Watch 120 b-video movies in a month and then get back to me you lightweight!

[Bren]

Bad movie: THE MASK
Worse movie: SON OF THE MASK!

[Bren]

B grade sci fi are great movies...i love em all...the cornier the better

[martybabe]

Would you buggers stop putting me on the spot, I have no memory. err

Nightmare before Xmas is the only film I ever walked out on but I remember a lot of people leaving when Marlon Brando got the butter out in Last Tango In Paris.

As for sequels I took a mate to see Exorcist 1 and 2, which he'd never seen and we fucked the time up, so we watched 2 first. He was ready to go down the pub after 15 mins but we stuck it out and he fair crapped himself at exorcist 1.

[PrincessBandit]

Starship Troopers, yeah and Napoleon Dynamite (wtf?)

[Gubb]

Starship Troopers, yeah and Napoleon Dynamite (wtf?)

They are both AMAZING fillums.

[Timber020]

Citizen Kane

Saw it once, and it was painful. Future wife had a fairwell Do and the person had chosen to see citizen kane at the penthouse theatre. I told her I had already seen it but for her I would be willing to watch it again. We watched it and afterwards she said "that was so aweful, you must really love me."

[98tls]

Saving private Ryan,the first 20 secs rocked the rest of it was shite,the standoff between the Marines and the supposed Waffen SS soldiers after the wall fell in was enough for me,they all fell down and i switched channels.

[Timber020]

Saving private Ryan,the first 20 secs rocked the rest of it was shite,the standoff between the Marines and the supposed Waffen SS soldiers after the wall fell in was enough for me,they all fell down and i switched channels.

US army, not marines.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

'Schlindlers List', the worst fucking comedy I've ever seen. Didn't laugh once

[Usarka]

'Schlindlers List', the worst fucking comedy I've ever seen. Didn't laugh once

come on, it was a gas

[Skyryder]

What Lies Beneath. Sat through this jetting to the States. If I had a parachute I would have jumped out.

Waterworld. Kevin Costiner needed a flame thrower up his arse after this tedious piece of drivel.

Skyyrder

[Slingshot]

Eagle vs. Shark.

[Headbanger]

Tremors was a damn fine movie, A total classic.




Worst for me......

went to the movies, It was the wife's pick, I didn't pay much attention to it, Until I realised it was a fucking remake of cinderilla, So, Not only did I hate every horrible painful second of the fuckin terrible and inhumane experience, I even knew what was coming next. Plus, NO HOT BITCHES TO LOOK AT.

Its been a decade, And I can still feel the burn. 10 points to the wife for sucking me into that shit.

Still, Last time I ever let her pick a movie for us to go see.