The Bad Movie Thread

[Bren]

Speaking of bad movies there is one showing now on MGM (Sky ch 23) called "Brain Damage" Definately a "B" Grade.
Seems the plot is this guy has got a parasitic brain in him or something like that that seems to make him trip out!.
The scene I just saw when channel surfing was just bizzare....The lead guy is in a back alley behind a club with a bimbo who goes down on him to give him a blow job....instead of his u know what coming out a snake like thing came out and started eating her brain.....weird...remind me not to give anyone a blow job in a back alley!

[Hitcher]

Starship Troopers

Hmmm. Denise Richards...

[pzkpfw]

I don't tend to remember details so couldn't list all the bad movies I've seen.

But in terms of sheer dissappointment - I'd have to say the Matrix sequels.

Alas one can't un-see what has been seen. (Something to remember before clicking dodgy links.)

Luckily they'll fade in a few years, I'll watch the first again, and all will be right.



P.S. Starship Troopers was great.

[Wiki Drifter]

National Lampoon's Pledge This (staring Paris Hilton)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417056/

Watched it on DVD as a dare from start to finish. Holy fuck it actually made BattleField Earth seem like a cinematic masterpiece.

[mister.koz]

I got dragged (literally) VERY hung over to the re-release of Grease with my gf at the time and her mate dancing and singing in the isles.

Turns out counseling doesn't always work.

O and the sound of music... i mean please think of the children.

[onearmedbandit]

Amateurs. With the right drugs there are no bad movies.

[TOTO]

Mouholan drive (except the scene with the two lesbians) was a waste of money and time

[howdamnhard]

Punch drunk love sucked,it almost improved when he bashed the guy with a tyre iron but then peetered off.Total waste of time.

[FlangMasterJ]

Starship Troopers, yeah and Napoleon Dynamite (wtf?)

WTF!!!!? How old are you people?

These two movies are classics.

Starship Troopers was so different from anything else and the special effects were incredible.



Now Going Overboard with Adam Sandler is shit.

Also the Futurama movie is the most drawn out film ever. Painful!

[Steam]

Starship Troopers, yeah and Napoleon Dynamite (wtf?)

ARE YOU INSANE?
Napoleon Dynamite was profound, insightful. It's an existential treatise, at times downright metaphysical. AND hilarious. It is Certified Fresh on RottenTomatoes.
Starship Troopers was awesome too, ridiculous and over-the-top, but deliberately so, referencing B-grade Sci-fi films and WW2 patriotic propaganda.

Not liking those two films is like not enjoying the book Catch-22. If someone doesn't like Catch-22, there's something seriously, fundamentally wrong with the way they look at the world. Oh, that's a bit harsh really, but you get my drift.

[Krayy]

Fast and Furious 2 & 3

Bloarrrrrrrrrghhhhh!!!!

[-df-]

Southland Tales...wtf is up with that movie...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405336/

Normally I can find good in almost any movie...but that one...nope. worst I've ever seen.

[kermit63]

Napoleon Dynamite was profound, insightful. It's an existential treatise, at times downright metaphysical.

I usually watch my movies with a glass of wine, hence have never got to "existential treatise" or "metaphysical" while viewing. What are you using to get the enhanced experience you speak of watching Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, and don't say Speights as a dweller of the deep South - I'm from Dunedin and that was a big part of my mispent youth and although I got into some out of this world states, never quite managed metaphysical, while on the turps.

[Harry33]

Southland Tales...wtf is up with that movie...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405336/

Normally I can find good in almost any movie...but that one...nope. worst I've ever seen.

Yip I have to agree about Southland Tales. It sucked big time especially after such a good first film by the director (Donnie Darko).

I don't normally walk out on movies but "Johnny English" starring Rowan Atkinson took me to my breaking point.

[Tank]

OK - I had to google this - I DID NOT know the link.

Anyhow - worst movie ever - a porno called "Life in the fat lane" staring this 327kg beauty http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfi...f/Teighlor.htm

link prob isnt the best idea for work either.