The Bad Movie Thread

[hazard02]

Solaris was terrible. It sounded like it was going to be a cool sort of psycholgical thriller (in space!) but it only succeeded in boring me to tears.

But the #1 most horrible movie ever?
Alexander. Surely a movie about a guy who conquered half the world would be full of awesome battles right? The trailer made it seem so. Instead it was two short battles and hours of boring dialogue, made worse by the fact that it included a cast of thousands of oiled half-naked men who appeared in every shot.

[Usarka]

Anyhow - worst movie ever - a porno called "Life in the fat lane" staring this 327kg beauty http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfi...f/Teighlor.htm

link prob isnt the best idea for work either.

Try a non-porn movie database! Like IMDB - they have The Hottie and The Nottie as #1 worst, followed by Alien vs Hunter

[Tank]

Try a non-porn movie database!

Yeah and next I'll switch to decaffeinated coffee, and non fat creamer.

pfffft

(p/t)

[PrincessBandit]

WTF!!!!? How old are you people?

Probably old enough to be your granny, whippersnapper!

[kevfromcoro]

GOTO..WWW.rotten.com
sick shit..........only went there once ............YUK

[nallac]

shit starship troopers is a classic.
Torque was one of the best bike comedy i've seen.(its a comedy isn't it?)

Worst movie would have to be Titanic, closely followed by Pearl Harbour

theres plenty more out there too.

[pzkpfw]

Ouch.

I just remembered "Showgirls".

[Ripperjon]

Showgirls was made for one purpose only and for that it did the job. More than once. Came out at just about the right time in my life!

Ummm... worst film ever...

I really wanted to leave John Carpenter's "Vampires" now that is a fucking shit film. I sort of had to stay cos i was there with mates and was the designamanamated drivermerer. That was the first film i ever wanted to walk out of (except "Arachnophobia". That sucked for a 10yr old arachnophobic i can tell you).

These days though, there's more shit than good. And having worked in a couple of cinemas i've walked out of tons of movies now.

[Ripperjon]

Just watched "The Water Horse" BTW.

Loch Ness monster film made mostly down here in Queenstown.

SHITE

[avgas]

Amateurs. With the right drugs there are no bad movies.

Or SMOOTH surfaces

[avgas]

Chocolate......i really wanted sex so bad i sat though that whole movie.

[DarkLord]

Infested: Attack of the Killer Flies.

Starred Amy Jo Johnson (Pink Power Ranger, to those who remember) and was full of completely pointless nudity, horrible special effects, zombies that are full of flies and have no heads yet somehow can still see where they are going and best of all...

.... the flies would eat the human brains, and so gain their knowledge, so when they played music that the zombies listened to when they were humans, they'd start dancing.

Worst. Movie. Ever. I'd still like to grab a copy on DVD though just so I could show people just how horribly bad it is!

[Tank]

Ouch.

I just remembered "Showgirls".

OI - BASTARD !!!!! I will not simply standby and have any bastard say anything bad about a movie with Demi Moore getting her kit off!

That is simply not acceptable. Now say 'sorry' or this goes INTERNATIONAL - serious - Im not fucking around here.






all said in good fun of course

[vifferman]

The worst movie I evee saw some of, was "Pret a Porter". A lady I worked with absolutely raved about it, so we went. Unfortunately, I failed to take account of two things: even though she was apparently intelligent, she was also a fashion victim, a librarian, and a ditz.

We managed to stay a while, in the vain hope it would get better, but thankfully we managed to escape after wasting less than half an hour of our lives.

The second worst movie was "Hollywood Suite", which was redeemed by only one (1!) scene where the character played by [some guy I can't recall the name of] is woken in his hotel room by a "come and pick me up from the airport" phone call from his wife. He is still very drunk, finds a naked, comatose woman in his bed, and attempts to dress her and remove her from the room. Him trying to put her pantyhose on her legs was hilarious.
The rest of this 'comedy' movie - despite having loads of 'stars' - was unfunny to the point of being very irritating.

[EJK]

Ok ummmm..... Whats a B-Grade movie?