The Bad Movie Thread

[Harry33]

OI - BASTARD !!!!! I will not simply standby and have any bastard say anything bad about a movie with Demi Moore getting her kit off!

That is simply not acceptable. Now say 'sorry' or this goes INTERNATIONAL - serious - Im not fucking around here.






all said in good fun of course

I think that Demi Moore movie was called "Striptease". She did have interesting boobies though.

[chrisso]

Solaris was terrible. It sounded like it was going to be a cool sort of psycholgical thriller (in space!) but it only succeeded in boring me to tears.

But the #1 most horrible movie ever?
Alexander. Surely a movie about a guy who conquered half the world would be full of awesome battles right? The trailer made it seem so. Instead it was two short battles and hours of boring dialogue, made worse by the fact that it included a cast of thousands of oiled half-naked men who appeared in every shot.

Me too ; Aexander sucked big time . Not the worst movie ever but up there. Catwoman was pretty bad.

[avgas]

Ok ummmm..... Whats a B-Grade movie?

The porn that an 8 year can reach in the video shop

[HenryDorsetCase]

for a long time the worst movie I had ever paid money to see was Blind Date (Bruce Willis and Kim Basinger) but that was EASILY trumped by the awful, tedious boring hateful and stupid Da Vinci Code.

And I LOVE Audrey Tatou.

[PrincessBandit]

Infested: Attack of the Killer Flies.

Starred Amy Jo Johnson (Pink Power Ranger, to those who remember) and was full of completely pointless nudity, horrible special effects, zombies that are full of flies and have no heads yet somehow can still see where they are going and best of all...

.... the flies would eat the human brains, and so gain their knowledge, so when they played music that the zombies listened to when they were humans, they'd start dancing.

Worst. Movie. Ever. I'd still like to grab a copy on DVD though just so I could show people just how horribly bad it is!

Oh no, this sounds like one to watch with some mates and plenty of alcomaholic refreshments!

[Dodger]

I would say for me it's Epic Movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/

Stopped watching it after 5minutes and went and changed my daughters dirty nappy. The nappy was more interesting than this movie.

What makes it worse is they then went and made a sequel, Meet The Spartans - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073498/

[avgas]

Talented Mr Ripley
Watching was like plastic bags decompose.
It wasn't smart, it wasn't witty. It wasn't even a plot.
If i were to explain it in 1 word it would be "Dulldrum".
I would rather read a book.

[RantyDave]

The "Doom" movie.

Now, it was never going to be good, was it? But Doom did something quite remarkable: it sucked hugely without ever getting to the stage of a movie that sucks so much that the suckage itself is funny. That is what makes Doom the worst movie ever.

Dave