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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    The city at the top of of the South Island, is Nelson, not Nowsin.
    Debatable. Have you seen the MILF population there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    An 'orse, an 'orse,
    My Kingdom for an 'orse!
    An arse, an arse - My kingdom for an arse!

    And that would be a fair trade if it was a decent arse...

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    We don't surrender it, we own the pussie mate...
    We only surrender it if you're really, really a good kisser...apparently!
    Trust me - WE own the pussy once you have surrendered it. Whether we are good kissers or not
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post

    Trust me - WE own the pussy once you have surrendered it.
    W-e-l-l ...we did before that bitch Greer raised her ugly mug above the parapet (and survived).
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Secretary is a four-syllable work (if it was pronounced sekatree, it would be spelt that way).
    That should be:
    If it were pronounced sekatree, it would be spelt that way.
    though in American it would be
    If it would be pronounced sekatree, it would be spelt that way.

    And I think by spelt you mean "spelled". Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat.

    And it's funny you should be standing up for pronouncing things the way they're spelled, when we've been told on this thread to pronounce Renwick as "Renick" and Greymouth as "Greymth" (WTF?), just like the Poms. And doubtless Marjoribanks as "Marshbanks", Cholmondeley as "Chumley" and Beauchamp as "Beecham".

    God, I love picking nits with pedants! For a short time, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Trust me - WE own the pussy once you have surrendered it. Whether we are good kissers or not
    Get with the program sweetness...you boys ever so rarely are given the impression you own the pussy...

    But good on you for believing that myth...we like you gullible!

    I think the most interesting misprononciation I have heard of late was while shopping at the supermarket (yes, I know...how very quaint of me!)...

    Anyhow, I was standing in the Delicatessen aisle when this female elephant in skirt with a 5 days mustache steps next to me and asks her equally challenged looking comrade:

    Elephant: "Do we want some paite?"
    Comrade: "nah...we already got some cracked pepper paite at home..."

    It took me a couple of seconds to realise they meant "pate"...I almost chocked on my barely restrained myrth and stepped as quickly away as my legs would carry me lest I be tempted to expose their baffoonry and blatant lack of basic knowledge of french prononciation.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    you boys ever so rarely are given the impression you own the pussy...
    007XY definitely owns yours.

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    One of my children came home from school with a list of "Comonly Mispelt Words"

    The teacher didn't notice the mistakes untill I sent it back with red pen crossing out all over it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    007XY definitely owns yours.

    Oh most definitely... But I said and I quote "you boys", he's a man so doesn't really comply eh...

    *where's my dog collar?...woof*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Anyhow, I was standing in the Delicatessen aisle when this female elephant in skirt with a 5 days mustache steps next to me and asks her equally challenged looking comrade:

    Elephant: "Do we want some paite?"
    Comrade: "nah...we already got some cracked pepper paite at home..."

    It took me a couple of seconds to realise they meant "pate"...I almost chocked on my barely restrained myrth and stepped as quickly away as my legs would carry me lest I be tempted to expose their baffoonry and blatant lack of basic knowledge of french prononciation.
    I worked in a lunch bar some years ago..one of our regular customers would always ask for a slice of "kwichy". The first time I served him, I needed the boss to interpret for me as I had no idea what he meant...
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    I worked in a lunch bar some years ago..one of our regular customers would always ask for a slice of "kwichy". The first time I served him, I needed the boss to interpret for me as I had no idea what he meant...
    And people ask for "a panini", when "panini" is the plural of "panino" (Italian for bread roll). I'm sure no-one reading this thread would do that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    I worked in a lunch bar some years ago..one of our regular customers would always ask for a slice of "kwichy". The first time I served him, I needed the boss to interpret for me as I had no idea what he meant...
    Bahahahahahah....of course you have to beware the mighty kwichy!

    I am the first one to be very careful with all matters of pronunciation...but I still do cock it up sometimes...Like Pegasus is still sounding like "pigassus" if I'm tired... thank goodness it doesn't often come into a conversation.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    And I think by spelt you mean "spelled". Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat.
    "Spelled" means rested.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    I worked in a lunch bar some years ago..one of our regular customers would always ask for a slice of "kwichy". The first time I served him, I needed the boss to interpret for me as I had no idea what he meant...
    The pie cart in Te Kuiti sells dognuts. Anything is possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    The pie cart in Te Kuiti sells dognuts. Anything is possible.
    Dognuts, eh? Are they tasty?
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Dognuts, eh? Are they tasty?
    I've never got past licking them.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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