I have a confession.
In the past I've been party to the heinous crime of "drive by gripping".
I thought I had left far behind the dark period of my life were I engaged in such spurious tactics.
Last week I was cruelly plunged back to those days when Number One asked me “What’s this in the mail?”
Noooooooooooooo!
It’s happening again
I feel violated by the perpetrator of this callous act of belligerence. My home is no longer a secure haven from the evil vendetta that has come back from the past to haunt me again.
What started as one left over from a pair, discarded without thought, turned into a battle of epic proportions to control the location of that grip. Relations between opposing factions were in a downward spiral and more devious ways of grip insurgency were devised
During that time I was constantly fearful I would turn up at work or home or go to the local dairy only to be confronted with the prospect of being gripped, things were tough but I made it through those times and came out bearing only minor scars.
Things were on the up and up until this started again.
This time revenge will be swift. I have this thugs mark and when I make my move there will be no quarter given.
I shall move to stike down this threat once and for all!
And let this be known, I know who you are!
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