KB Rep Bling Trading Co

**Quasievil** · 3rd April 2008, 19:32

Thats right I would like to introduce you to the KB Rep Bling trading company

In view of the recent changes to the rep system and the loss to some of you of large numbers of your positive rep, I have identified and patented a niche market solution to your pain, YES YOUR PAIN !!!

Ladies and gentlemen ,Mr Poos and Skidmark,Welcome to the KB Rep bling trading Company.

Here is how it works, simply sign up via this thread and we will keep you in the BLING, yes its that simple.
each 10 people will be grouped togther in there own rep harvesting network, each day each 10 members will bling each other member with a positive rep, giving you the customer 10 NEW REPS EVERY DAY, THATS RIGHT EVERY DAY !!!!!!!

And if you dont want your daily bling, you can trade it for bling credits or even CASH !!! thats right some members crave Rep Bling so much they will pay huge dollars to YOU !!!!

Imagine that, imagine some extra CASH IN YOUR POCKET !!!!!

Its so easy, sign up today and go into the draw to win 10 EXTRA BLINGS ON SIGNING !!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

oh hang on, nope thats it actually

small print

this is in no way affiliated with the owners of the site, and anything I say or do in this company should be treated with the utmost caution.

**Mikkel** · 3rd April 2008, 19:39

Too late - Mr. jrandom already owns this particular niche of the market.

**crazybigal** · 3rd April 2008, 19:39

oh man what do i have to do to be green again!

**Qkkid** · 3rd April 2008, 19:41

where do we sign up

**Steam** · 3rd April 2008, 19:47

Wait, there really is more!!

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**sAsLEX** · 3rd April 2008, 19:50

Will bling people for cash!

Petrol mortgage food they all add up!

**mister.koz** · 3rd April 2008, 20:04

Originally Posted by crazybigal

oh man what do i have to do to be green again!

But the colour of your bling matches your avatar??

**Hitcher** · 3rd April 2008, 20:24

Damn. The gig is finally up. Yes folks, there is more than one of me. The United Federation Of Hitchers has finally been exposed.

**Toaster** · 3rd April 2008, 20:27

Someone mention money???!!!! mmmmm bling it baby yeah!

**Conquiztador** · 3rd April 2008, 21:18

But wait, there is even more!

SWAP U Ltd is the ultimate in care.

Give us your house keys, bike keys, all your passwords, EFT-POS cards and credit cards and you will be free.

One of our specially trained staff will take your place (for an small extra fee we will even upgrade you to a younger model!) and nobody will know.

We will then live your life for you. We will do it all. We will do all your postings, all your blinging, all your emailing, shit we even wipe our azzes as we were you.

We will mend all the bridges you have destroyed, get mum and dad to re-instate you in to their will, your GP will be surprised that you suddenly are fully healthy and you can get that million dollar life insurance.

We care about you, now you can die and nobody needs to know.

**FJRider** · 3rd April 2008, 21:32

I think those immortal words from Star Trek...BEAM ME UP SCOTTY... apply now !!!

**Luckylegs** · 3rd April 2008, 21:35

Originally Posted by Steam

...Up your post-count with the Post-Count Maxxx!TM service.

For just a *small* charge, we will work 24 hours a day to up your post count! Simply sign up via Paypal and we will take responsiblity for your user-profile and post for you while you sleep or work!...

Note: It is against Maxxx policy to make posts to depression threads....

**Brett** · 3rd April 2008, 21:43

GIVE ME MY BLING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Laava** · 3rd April 2008, 21:58

Hurry up and join the all new " Laava's cyber-communist party"
With compulsory joining up to all of the above and immunity from infractions from join up day. And, no, there are no fucking steak knives for the first 200 sign ups! What do you expect? This is communism! You get to have a share of the pixels and do rostered shifts in the KB T shirt printing sweat shop-er, I mean factory!