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    Exclamation KB Rep Hit Squad for hire - great rates available

    Want someone taken down a peg?? Got 1 green square but you liked having multiple blue ones better?? Has somebody taken your special place on rides with a friend and you want to get even?? Did someone argue with you on the internet which caused you to yell at your screen?? Did you lose a street race to a Honda rider?? Are you lagging in rep a little bit behind someone who joined kiwibiker at the same time?? Has somebody got a bigger ePenis than you?? Maybe it's a girl!! Oh the shame of it all!!!!

    Well now there's a solution!!

    The Rep Hit Squad® are the answer.
    Fully trained professionals that can dish out up to -1000 red rep in a day, for as many days as you require.

    Teach that little girly a lesson. Show that poofter that writes useful and helpful posts in the Mechanical section how non-poofs extract revenge!! Take back your manhood from those hair dressers that got to the Coroglen before you!! Be all that you want to be by taking others down!!!! Hire The Rep Hit Squad® today and rejoice in the knowledge that you will be the cause of many tears among those not worthy.

    The Rep Hit Squad®, you know it makes sense.

    Call free on 0800 REAM HARD for a free, no obligation quote.
    Special conditions apply on Public Holidays

    A special promotional rate is available to our customers to take down the KB Rep Bling Trading Co for half price!!!! Be in quick before this special offer expires!!


    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

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    What are the going rates......?


    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    Call free on 0800 REAM HARD for a free, no obligation quote.
    Got a busy tone - must be a popluar sevice.

    ban spankme!

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    how much for the -ve 1000 red blings ?
    Don't Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly !!!



    Hey Alan, Alan, Alan....

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    Any bonus?


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    Am I able to get alternating light and dark blue squares?
    How do I get rid of the gay rainbow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Nice demonstration of diversity in action MT
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    Proof that money doesn't buy happiness...
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    Want someone taken down a peg?? Got 1 green square but you liked having multiple blue ones better?? Has somebody taken your special place on rides with a friend and you want to get even?? Did someone argue with you on the internet which caused you to yell at your screen?? Did you lose a street race to a Honda rider?? Are you lagging in rep a little bit behind someone who joined kiwibiker at the same time?? Has somebody got a bigger ePenis than you?? Maybe it's a girl!! Oh the shame of it all!!!!

    Well now there's a solution!!

    The Rep Hit Squad® are the answer.
    Fully trained professionals that can dish out up to -1000 red rep in a day, for as many days as you require.

    Teach that little girly a lesson. Show that poofter that writes useful and helpful posts in the Mechanical section how non-poofs extract revenge!! Take back your manhood from those hair dressers that got to the Coroglen before you!! Be all that you want to be by taking others down!!!! Hire The Rep Hit Squad® today and rejoice in the knowledge that you will be the cause of many tears among those not worthy.

    The Rep Hit Squad®, you know it makes sense.

    Call free on 0800 REAM HARD for a free, no obligation quote.
    Special conditions apply on Public Holidays

    A special promotional rate is available to our customers to take down the KB Rep Bling Trading Co for half price!!!! Be in quick before this special offer expires!!


    You homo !


    :slap:

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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy View Post
    Am I able to get alternating light and dark blue squares?
    How do I get rid of the gay rainbow?
    come out of the closet

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    I still want to know where I can redeem my rep points for Fly Buys.

    New rep system is really sobering - jrandom has like 3 times as much rep as me. He must be some sort of biker god
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Will you take sexual favours as payment?

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    The whole rep thing is a little confusing, isn't it? When I first came to kb I never even looked at it, I just read the posts. Then when I had a laugh or agreed/disagreed I started to notice who had posted what; funny how the same people catch your eye.

    Later, I started to glance at rep believing that someone with more rep was possibly a more reliable source of wisdom. Later still, I realised with the social networking stuff that some folk might just bling friends and associates a lot and that they would skew the rep.

    Now it's all multicoloured; I'm about to see what my new look will be. What with all the colours and such, I think I am more or less back to reading posts and seeing who I agree with. No disrespect intended to those who put in all the work to modify the system. I guess some will find it all interesting/entertaining/competitive. I'm back to thinking "what's it all about?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Will you take sexual favours as payment?
    There's a line of employees forming as we speak ...

    Any one else that would like to pay in kind please speak up. Except boomer cos he's too sloppy
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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