Commie Caption Competition

[Krayy]

Comrades,

To celebrate our glorious union with the Wests puppet state, New Zealand, we require a new slogan for the propaganda photo below. Make it funny or face the firing squads...

[Finn]

Rissen Heren, if John Key get in way of New Zearand becoming Chireese irand, we pack him into suitcase dis big a froat him down liver.

[Finn]

I know Heren long time. Ever since he was a rittle boy dis big.

[Harry33]

So you lack heart, no worries I can get you one this big faster than you can say "Tibet".

[MSTRS:Me]

I hold our people's human rights in my hands. Can you see any human rights here?

[Usarka]

then we squash them like so!

[gijoe1313]

Hokay Heren, you sell us Deer Penis this wrong, we sell to our fwerrow cuntreemin as Tiger Penis, makey monee big time, you betcha!

[Skyryder]

I'm gald she does not understand chinese She thinks I'm talking about the size of the fish in China but that fucking jacket again. Has the woman no sense of decency.

Skyryder

[MisterD]

I admire you effort to stamping out democlatic opposition in You Zeerand Heren, but you have much to rearn - we are up here, you still muddring alound down here...

[avgas]

sow heren you dis bwig?

[Swoop]

Crap yor hands togetter if you don't know the rirricks, "I feel so ronely".

[Clockwork]

While you're here, Helen. Would New Zealand be interested in our latest technical breakthrough. This is a fabric so fine it can only be seen by intelligent people.

[iwilde]

The dildo I'm going to fuck New Zealand with is this big, now bend over NZ!

[avgas]

armazing!!!!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

... and in exchange for all butter at discount rates, we sell pills in your country make your little man stand this high