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  1. 10th April 2008, 23:44 #1
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    KB VIII : Abandon all hope

    Well 'tis one of those random conversations Donor and I were having over our glasses of Diet Zero Coke (the hard stuff), somehow we mysteriously managed to plot out the characters on KB and their counterparts in ....

    Star Wars.

    Yep.

    That's right... Star Wars... so for KB Episode VIII : Abandon all hope

    Emperor Palpatine : Spankme
    Darth Vader : Big Dave
    Obi-wan Kenobi : Ixion
    Luke Skywalker : zeocen
    Han Solo : The_Dover
    Princess Leia : Kittyhawk
    C3PO : Hitcher
    R2D2 : EJ
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    Boba Fett : gijoe1313
    Ewoks : PrincessBandit, Banditgirl, Chickadee, Pikachu
    Jawa : Squiggles
    Jabba the Hutt : ?

    Now this list is in no way complete, there can be many more additions or possibly competing characters in this panoply of Lucasdom ...

    http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/

    Now go do that voodoo, that you all do, so well! Additions, deletions and other possibilities to be considered!

    *This in no way endorses that SW or KB are in anyway connected and all trademarks and intellectual property are merely being sent up in parody as per usual KB kibbitzing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    R2D2 : EJ
    Shouldn't that be Finn, I hear he's the right size for the role
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Shouldn't that be Finn, I hear he's the right size for the role
    Theres no Yoda yet!!!!

    I would be an obscure role such as ummm Jem Ysanna.. cause she has a lightsaber and crossbow.. cool!! Although being an obscure character in Starwars is probably like being one of the guys who wear red tops in Star Trek, they never have a line and always the first to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    R2D2 : EJ
    R2D2 is smarter than EJ you know...


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    Hello I think. I could be mistaken. They are using a very primative dialect but, I do believe they think I am some sort of god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Hello I think. I could be mistaken. They are using a very primative dialect but, I do believe they think I am some sort of god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Theres no Yoda yet!!!!
    There's one person who meets the criteria...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Yoda: Finn
    Na it's Motu. Always think of Motu as a little Yoda like character on his bike and so wise in the ways of the (bike) Force.
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    If there was a blond, easily overexcited and with a warped sense of humour...then it'd be me

    I reckon that Hitcher as C3PO is by far the most accurate pick of all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I reckon that Hitcher as C3PO is by far the most accurate pick of all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubba Gubba View Post
    Ah. But who is Chewy?
    I reckon Big Dave should be Chewy. He's got the build, height and hair...only kink in that theory, he can string more than grunts in a conversation.
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    Guess i'd have to be this guy:
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2Z84CRjYU[/YOUTUBE]


    I laugh every time I see it.

    Or Jek Porkins:
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