10 things that piss me off.

[Edbear]

Does everyone feel better now...?

[Conquiztador]

Does everyone feel better now...?

Oh and as #11: People who ask me how I feel.

[Edbear]

Oh and as #11: People who ask me how I feel.

[maxworldbiker]

4. That fuckin auto girl when you ring Telecom who says:"Talk to me, I can understand what you are saying" Yeah right!!

Hey, peeps, wanna know how to get up Auto-girl's nose (but not eat it???)?

When she asks you what you want, say "OPERATOR". She goes, 'ok, you want the operator! Is that right?'

Go; "YES".

She says, 'ok, but first lets see if.... rahda daada, yarda, yarda...'.

Override her, and say (in a very loud, clear, take-no-shit voice) "OPERATOR!"

She will say 'ok. I'm transferring you to an operator'.

Bingo. Every time a coconut (or is that a banana?)

[maxworldbiker]

Does everyone feel better now...?

Yes indeedy. A bloody good rant cleanses the soul. Only an ego-centric idiot (and yes I KNOW there are loads out there!) would take any of it personally. So lets hope the ego-team are staying away. The misguided howling hurts my ears. And I guess that's number twelve...

[Gubb]

Just punch '0' like 8 times in a row, she transfers you pretty quick.

[gijoe1313]

I hate it when you are shortchanged in the drive through when they get the order wrong ... I hate it when you see those inconsiderate idiots who can't count standing in the wrong lane at supermarkets ...

I hate it when the vending machines gobble your change and refuses to hand over the goodies ... I hate it when you are in a movie and the jerks behind you talk ... I hate it when you leave your housekeys behind and lock the door just as you realise it ...

I hate it when you forget to peel off the little sticker on the fruit and you munch away merrily on it ... I hate it when you look up at a lovely sky, just as a bird poops in your eye ...

I hate it when you warn someone about something, only to have that exact same thing happen immediately to you ... I hate it when you leave on a long trip and suddenly think "did I turn the stove/iron off/close the fridge door/let the cat out" ...

I hate it when someone has used the last piece of toilet paper and you didn't notice till too late ... I hate it when someone has used the soap and left pubes on it ... I hate it when you buy a fizzy drink and it has that flat, past used by date taste ...

I hate it when you have to pick off the sticky residue from the price tag off a product or item you have bought ... I hate it when you step in dog poo in the park ... I hate it when you are trying to open a packet and it suddenly pops open scattering the contents everywhere ...

I hate it when you end up with chewing gum on your sole ... I hate it when some idiot has damaged your stuff and scarpered ... I hate it when you are eating something delicious and crunch your tooth on something hard ... I hate it when you have something caught in your teeth and no toothpick at hand ... I hate it when a mate eats your food after you ask them "do you want something to eat? I don't want you eating any of mine!" ...

I hate it when people keep whinging on and complaining about things they hate ... I hate hating things ...

[woodybee]

I hate it when someone has used the soap and left pubes on it ...

Fuck me I hate that too, I used to flat with a dude, that left every pube on his dick on the soap surpised he wanst bald, god that man molted more than a dog...............it was enough to send me crazy I tell you crazy

[McJim]

Fuck me I hate that too, I used to flat with a dude, that left every pube on his dick on the soap surpised he wanst bald, god that man molted more than a dog...............it was enough to send me crazy I tell you crazy

just take your lead from Arthur Scargill and pickett (gerrit? Pick the pubes out - good as dental floss too.)

[pete376403]

People who stand in a line at McD (BK, KFC, etc) gazing up at the menu board then when they get to the counter to order forget everything and have to start to start going through the menu again.

plus almost everything else that's been listed here.

[Usarka]

2. Emoticons/smilies (A picture's worth a thousand words? Fuck off)

[Gubb]

11. When your draining the Pasta over the sink, and the pot lid slips, emptying the entire pots' contents into the sink, and you have to try and pick up all the hot Pasta with your hands before the Missus sees.

12. Tomato in hot sandwiches. I can never seem to bite through the skin, which then trails out the rest of the Tomato slice, and drags it onto my chin. Its bloody hot. Then I do the "Hot Tomato on Face" dance, which looks similar to this. Maybe that's what that emoticon is for.

[DarkLord]

11. When your draining the Pasta over the sink, and the pot lid slips, emptying the entire pots' contents into the sink, and you have to try and pick up all the hot Pasta with your hands before the Missus sees.

12. Tomato in hot sandwiches. I can never seem to bite through the skin, which then trails out the rest of the Tomato slice, and drags it onto my chin. Its bloody hot. Then I do the "Hot Tomato on Face" dance, which looks similar to this. Maybe that's what that emoticon is for.

Awesome.

[Gubb]

13. Polynesian (predominately anyway) teenagers who insist on playing their shit-house hip-hop music through their fucking cellphones in public spaces, like they are doing us a favours by changing the atmosphere.

Use some fucking earphones. I don't wanna hear the latest remix from some dickhead American with false gold teeth and 80" chrome spinning wheels...

[Dean]

and what about those phone sex operators i pay for my one minute wonders and the bicth hangs up on me when im nearly done.i ring back and theres some asian chick talking about sushi more than here pussy.rofl nah just joking heheheehe