And the Sick F**k award goes to ...

[Yokai]

Schadenfreude.

And her cousin Sigmund? heh ... yup. I suffer from being human - sorry :-)

Allegedly (according to the article) his wife was "mad at him at first" ... :spudwhat: I imagine the conversation something like:

"Hey honey - I got some good news and some bad..."
"What's the good news?"
"I didn't lose my hand"
"OMG - honey what happened"
"Oh I crushed my left ring finger ... But the docs said it was either the finger or my wedding band"
"DEAR GOD! ARE YOU OK????"
"yeah - I saved the wedding band"
YOU MAD M****F****! Whatabout your hand you worthless piece of trash - here I am worrying sick about you and all you can worry about is a 14.99 piece of plastic that we bought at K-Mart - you stupid F*** no wonder you joined the Corps you complete waste... You are such an A*Hole! WTF do you think you are doing - and you want your dinner now too, I guess..."
"HEY! I lost a finger here!"
"Well - you never lift one around here when you are home so I guess you'll be using that as an excuse now for the rest of your life"
"I was being romantic you dumb Byatch - thank F*** the doctors lost the worthless piece of crap you stupid BITCH! I can't stand you - I'm going to the PX - F***You...."
"Awwww.... honey - I was only kidding - come upstairs and have a blowjob"

Pass me the TUI's

[750Y]

"Awwww.... honey - I was only kidding - come upstairs and have a blowjob"

that's up there with "getcha pants off!"
lmao

[Skunk]

"Hello everybody, I'm Dr Nick Riviera. We have a special on ring removal today. Only $5.99"

[rodgerd]

Proportionally the level of offending probably hasn't changed.

Plummeted. Seriously, crime rates have been on a gradual decline over the decades. This is somethat that puts the shits up the Brian Tamakis of this world, of course, because the "good ol' days" of women barefoot and pregnant, rugby, racing, beer, and beating up gays were objectively much worse than what we have now...

Moral and ethical standards are of ZERO concern to anyone in an editorial role

People eat up fear driven reporting and programming. It's not just news - Cops, chase series, CSI, Law and Order, Crime and Punishment...

And what Hitcher said on hanging.

[Coldkiwi]

Thats a scary story Slip. So glad that it wasn't any worse for your family.

I'll assume rogerd is just having a troll given that he clearly has done no research whatsoever into what Brian Tamaki's life ambitions are (take the hint, do some!) so I won't bother responding about how much of a time waste his comments are.

[jrandom]

assume rogerd is just having a troll given that he clearly has done no research whatsoever into what Brian Tamaki's life ambitions are (take the hint, do some!)

Well, he makes it blindingly obvious that whatever they are, they're not 'following Jesus' example as a teacher'.

A $35,000 custom Harley as an appearance fee, indeed. Go Brian.

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy..."

[Madmax]

I have lived with some pretty f**ked up people
one got so Amped up on "P" he thought
the Cat had stolen his drug stash?
he went to smash it against the wall,
managed to catch the the cat, then this crazy fuck
takes a dive out the window?
(unfortunatly he survived)
He later discoverd smack,
luckly this finished him off
he left behind
3 kids
1 other OD
ETC
(one kid addicted from the womb)
dont get me started on some of the other stuff i have seen!
Its just good the loser is gone from your life i guess

[ajturbo]

Well, he makes it blindingly obvious that whatever they are, they're not 'following Jesus' example as a teacher'.

A $35,000 custom Harley as an appearance fee, indeed. Go Brian.

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy..."

OK now tell me
what would you do if some offered you a 35k thankyou for somthing you did?

the people in ? must have know that he likes shitters
even jesus was given a mule? (donkey?)
and what did the 3 wise men give him?????
dipers??
no they gave him money and stuff!

so what is the differance???

[Sniper]

I feel sick. Thats a horrible feeling man

[jrandom]

so what is the differance???

There *is* one, but you'll have to go resurrect the Scottish thread if you want to hear about it, I think