Patriotism, at its best.

[hXc]

One fine day, a fair few months ago, I thought of something really cool. That is, a tattoo. Now, I was a bit skeptical about bringing it up with mum and dad, in fear that I wouldn't be able to get it (being under 18, need a signature). But after seeing so many people at my school swimming sports, I spotted an opening to discuss said tattoo. After a casual remark about so many people at school with tattoos, and some are ridiculous etc...mum said the very words that soon changed my life.

After saving the pennies, and booking an appointment, today rolls around with a few nerves (mainly due to not knowing what to expect) and many many balls of excitement flying around my body. School finishes, and I duly head over to Hastings, to adorn myself with a piece of art.

An hour and a half later, I walk out as something different. No longer 'one of them', now 'one of us'. No longer a blank canvas, but a walking art display. I'm proud of my tattoo, and can't wait to show it off to the world.

[jrandom]

Good lord bro!

A very courageous decision there.

It's odd to think that the majority of people in the world would look at that tattoo and not know what it represented, isn't it?

[hXc]

It is odd, yes. But it's also exciting to know that nobody else in the world, let alone NZ will ever have this exact same tattoo.
It's not how you see it in a map book, things are very different. It's slightly stylised, and not quite to scale etc, but it's how I wanted it.

I'm so happy with Noel's job. Dragon Tattoo in Hastings. Great job.

[KiwiRat]

Welcome to the club.

[Laava]

Ooh! I can see Whangarei, it's just by that freckle!
Very Patriotic!

[hXc]

No freckle. It'll just be a mark from the ink or something.

[Laava]

And here's a tip. When the ladies ask to see what's down south? They don't want to be shown Invercargill! If ya know what I mean!

[hXc]

Hahahaha, that's a good one. *Tucks away safely for later use.*

[Trudes]

That's cool!! Are you going to get it coloured like a google satellite map??

[McJim]

South Island is in the wrong place dude. Do I need to come round and break your leg?

Seriously though neat.

I decided long ago to be different. I'm one of the last people on Earth NOT to have a tattoo

[Laava]

That's cool!! Are you going to get it coloured like a google satellite map??

Good idea! Aaaaaaand when you are kicking peoples heads in, they'll think they are zooming in and out really quickly!

[quallman1234]

I can see my house ow!

[xwhatsit]

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[SixPackBack]

One fine day, a fair few months ago, I thought of something really cool. That is, a tattoo. Now, I was a bit skeptical about bringing it up with mum and dad, in fear that I wouldn't be able to get it (being under 18, need a signature). But after seeing so many people at my school swimming sports, I spotted an opening to discuss said tattoo. After a casual remark about so many people at school with tattoos, and some are ridiculous etc...mum said the very words that soon changed my life.

After saving the pennies, and booking an appointment, today rolls around with a few nerves (mainly due to not knowing what to expect) and many many balls of excitement flying around my body. School finishes, and I duly head over to Hastings, to adorn myself with a piece of art.

An hour and a half later, I walk out as something different. No longer 'one of them', now 'one of us'. No longer a blank canvas, but a walking art display. I'm proud of my tattoo, and can't wait to show it off to the world.

Sweeeet. What nobody told me before my first Tattoo is how adictive they become. This will be the first of many.

[SixPackBack]

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Dude do we dis you for being a homosexual with a Honda?....no we don't, so best not burn the young fella with his new Tatt.
Negative opinions are best kept to yourself.