three women, two younger, and one a senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

suddenly there was a beeping sound. the young woman pressed her forearm and the

beep stopped. the others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. i have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

a few minutes later, a phone rang. the second young woman lifted her palm to
her ear. when she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. i have a microchip in my hand.'

the older woman felt very low -tech. not to be out-done, she decided she had to
do something just as impressive. she stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

the older woman finally said.........well, will you look at that.... i'm getting a fax!!