Being single and loving it 99% of the time!

**marioc** · 12th April 2008, 07:10

Cant play the guitar but I do a mean scrambled eggs!

**Bonez** · 12th April 2008, 07:34

13 years of absolute horror. Thank goodness I can go out for a ride. Her in doors thinks the same.

Oh and rumour has it you can have good friends even when you are married.

Good luck on your quest, but don't be surprised if all the good ones are taken.

**TOTO** · 12th April 2008, 07:46

By looking at at your list , you'll be loving it for a long time...being single.

edit: what is chumpolator ?

**CookMySock** · 12th April 2008, 08:12

WARNING: maybe interpreted as a rant
WARNING: SERIOUS MODE = ON!!
WARNING: This post contains OPINION and ADVICE.

soulmate ? pretty much, you aint gunna find him, and if you do, he will be really hard on you. You will find it delerious for a few weeks then it will infringe upon your sense of injustice. I suggest (if you were looking for suggestions) that you stop being so tough, and stop and listen to the nice boys for a while, and understand how they feel inside, and learn to accept that their cow eyes mean that they deeply feel for you and what you go through on a daily basis, and then decide if that is of any value to you in the long term, rather than considering them for the weaklings they seem to be. Understand also, the basis for romantic attraction is science, not guesswork, and if you understand it better you will see the mechanics of what you are going through, and hopefully not live a life of pain and leave a trail of destruction. Google "imago match".

Sure, boys aren't perfect, and you will have to train yours up from scratch. Yep, they are just like dogs - they want to bark and run and have fun, but they need keeping in check, sometimes with a stern word. Never hit a boy though, even with words, because, just like a dog, you will damage his loyalty to you, and above all things, you really need this from him.

Failing that, just fuck around and have fun - hoo cares ? Really. If its a "very occasionally thing" that you need, theres no way you should be in a permanent relationship of any kind. Pity help any poor cunt who hooks up with someone who wants a "very occasionally thing". To be fair, make this clear to him to begin with.

SERIOUS MODE = OFF !!

As you were.

DB

**soundbeltfarm** · 12th April 2008, 08:51

Originally Posted by woodybee

(1)Good looking, but not obviously so, bit boyishly good looking, (and incidentally doesn't know it!!)
(2)has a razor sharp sense of humour, and has me clutching my knees to stand horizontal such is the velocity of my laugh.

(3)Obviously a biker, cant seem to find blokes without bikes even mildly interesting.
(4)Guitar playing goof.......have a thing for musical guys. Fucking single....would be a huge bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fed up loosing my heart....................
(5)Great eyes,
(6)A fantastic shag maker.

(7)Spontaneous, but not to the point of combustion.
(8)A Widower with children who live abroad
(9)Crazy, but not clinically diagnosed as so

(10) A dick bigger than a chipolater.

Woodybee

no wonder your're single,
what a bloody list to try and tick off.
whats wrong with a guy talking to other women?
it all about trust.
maybe you have had that trust broken , but i have not and i dont give two shits if my wife talks to another guy and she is likewise, I'd never cheat on her and i'd like to think the same goes for her.
but lookin at your list i cant do 8 or 10,
got the smallest god damn poor excuse for a dick but man does it go fast.
oh i also cant do 1 either im one ugly mutha fuka.

**FROSTY:Me** · 12th April 2008, 10:43

Ya know what--when ya find a good parner--none of that shit matters.

**Rback** · 12th April 2008, 11:05

Single too. Enjoy my on company but have to admit that one does get lonely at times. Thats when I get the missus out of the garage and ride the hell out of her. LOL

**woodybee** · 12th April 2008, 11:10

Originally Posted by renegade master

there should a be sub formen to rant n rave "kb dating"

but i'd call it "kb dating - for the despreate loners".

If you read it, Im not a desperate looser, think the whole thing is rather funny and intersting...your'e obviously one of those smug married types......ha ha

**MGST** · 12th April 2008, 11:22

I'm single too ( the people who know me will give you LOTS of reasons why HAHA ) and I live by myself. Never had a relationship of any real depth ( with a sheila, that is ). I come and go as I please, do what I want when I want, I'm not responsible to anyone or for anyone, it's just me, myself, and I. And I must admit I like it. No bitching, waiting around, no makeups / lipsticks / blah blah blah in the bathroom, all my clothes fit in a single wardrobe, 2 pairs of footwear ( motorcycle boots and workboots ) fuck it's an easy uncomplicated life being single.

**The Pastor** · 12th April 2008, 11:42

Originally Posted by woodybee

If you read it, Im not a desperate looser, think the whole thing is rather funny and intersting...your'e obviously one of those smug married types......ha ha

or a single 21 yr old your call

**rachprice** · 12th April 2008, 12:57

Being single can be incredibly fun, when I was I loved it and had no desire to look for anyone to be with and just had fun

. In saying that with the right person and the right relationship it isn't a drag like some people make it out to be (obviously they were the ones that didn't work).
Its true that you grow in different ways being single and being with someone, i really think that you cant succeed completely with a relationship unitl you have been single enough to really know yourself.
I think the minute you stop looking for a relationship you will probably find one. For some reason people who are on a mission to find someone/hookup often don't, it must be their vibe or something?
I agree with most here when they say lists are bullshit, you are attracted to who you are attracted to, even if you cant really work out why to start with.

**ynot slow** · 12th April 2008, 15:09

Originally Posted by Finn

I'm currently single and it's murder. The dishes are mounting up and I can't find the laundry. Do I even have a washing machine?

And bugger me there is a place only ladies are comfortable in,all men loathe,think it is sink and kitchen.Not too mention the vacuum cleaner.

**ynot slow** · 12th April 2008, 15:18

Originally Posted by scumdog

And apart from the one night stand/fling etc bit I have the freedom of the first paragraph and the sex hasen't spoiled our frienship at all - in fact it makes it better.

Yep think I worded it wrong,have had a few good friends who are women,they still are although never shagged them(wanted too at times),but then when you get older it seems great to have friends on a personal basis,not sexual basis,which can cloud judgement.

I trust my wife,she can talk to guys,at the end of the evening we know who we'll end up in bed with,same person we went out early in the evening.