Being single and loving it 99% of the time!

[karla]

Give it time give it time........good things cum to those who wait!

...... ummmm


........
ahhhhhhh


......................eeeeerrrrrrrr





....I'm pregnant










just kidding

[2wheeldrifter]

...... ummmm


........
ahhhhhhh


......................eeeeerrrrrrrr





....I'm pregnant










just kidding

I knew I would get you to heaven and back..... knees still wobbly aye????? nearly lost my rhythm when you said you were pregnant, but I came thru

Worth the wait?

[Sparky Bills]

Sparky you ride a Honda man.

Hense why im fighting them off!

[woodybee]

[QUOTE=old git;1518514]What your looking for does not exist............so just go find a biker who can and does ride well, and forget the rest, then you'll forget the sodding list when trying to keep up when out on a blast , which is how we all stay young and its what we live for!!!!

[Well for the most of you negatives dudes/dudess's, in the words of Scarlett o'hara, frankly my dears I dont give a damn......and to be honest....Thats how I feel having read a lot of your advise.

This log was meant as a bit of a laugh, and the list came from a long train trip once when me and my best mate were bored, so I suggested we come up with this list. She came up with 3 points, and I came u with these 10.....

I don't think its unrealistic to want and require the best, what you'll find with me is my honesty...........why should I lie.

And I do love this era of being single, I think this thread has been a blast, especially the guy who said he was thinking it was about single cyclinders,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I have surrounded myself with loads of really special folk since i have lived over here, and feel blessed to have met them and cherish their friendship, so chose my friends well, and going to choose my man well too.....wtf's wrong with that.

Meet me or ask anyone who knows me about what I am like at a rally, and its what I am like about real life. I spring around, enjoy every minuet of the chit chat with folk and finding out more about them.......boing about dancing all the time:spudbooge and squeeze every ounce pf fun I can out the rallies.

So contrary to what this threads about, am certainly not lonely, need to join a dating agency, gets guys sking me out regularly,,,, infact I need a secretary to try and window them

And after going to the singles ball in Invercargill last night, no one was needy or desperate there, got numbers off a couple of guys as they were hilarious, one guy was 6ft9" and cut a grooze like no other ont he dancefloor, and aske dthe loneliest looking rather rotund guy up for a dance oz nobody was talking to him, as he was not ultra good looking or hip, but I decided he needed to dance and to see him having a ball to made my night, rather than all the chatting up that night, and he was a top geezer as it turns out, just very shy in a bad suit, so I do look under the covers too.

Anyway off to bed now......and wow snt Invercargill nice (apart from teh shit shoppoing bit), the beach and surrounding area is fantastic.......Mike Jagger you got it wrong its not the arsehole of the universe. Its heaven on earth the other bits I have seen over the last week.

Well dudes live long and prosper and grab life and shake the fun out of it, as theres plenty to be had out there.

Signing out]

[woodybee]

What your looking for does not exist............so just go find a biker who can and does ride well, and forget the rest, then you'll forget the sodding list when trying to keep up when out on a blast , which is how we all stay young and its what we live for!!!!

im single, have a bike, lots of guitars and a big number ten. lol.
but really single is fine, i find females these days do have a big list of expectations, and still hardly know what they want.
no wonder theres a man drought.

There is not a man drought out there, there;s loads of top geezers, just no-one I rally fancy, and you have to really fancy the person you're with eh.

And I bet it you're being honest, you know exactly what make your clock tick when assessing the fairer sex

Anyway, I'm up in the Bay of Plenty in November am dong a 2 week tour, so crack open the beers mateypoos, as I'm heading your way........thread called the Free Spirit going explains a bit more.,

Coi for now.

[mynameis]

Hense why im fighting them off!

Bless.

10 Char

[jrandom]

... you just have to be prepared to compromise. But not on the size of his dick. Any bloke who tells ya size doesn't matter most likely has a wee one. Don't even go there!!!

Any woman who tells ya size matters most likely has a giant flapping cavern of a vagina. Don't even go there!!!



Seriously, though, what's with the emphasis on penis size? The shape of a woman's plumbing has just as much impact on how penetrative intercourse feels, but women unlucky enough to have gaping pits between their legs that one could lose a jumbo salami in don't seem to cop much flack.

And yes, to forestall the inevitable snide responses, of course I have a very small penis. I assume that you, on your part, are afflicted with a veritable pelvic Broadway?

[Grahameeboy]

Any woman who tells ya size matters most likely has a giant flapping cavern of a vagina. Don't even go there!!!



Seriously, though, what's with the emphasis on penis size? The shape of a woman's plumbing has just as much impact on how penetrative intercourse feels, but women unlucky enough to have gaping pits between their legs that one could lose a jumbo salami in don't seem to cop much flack.

And yes, to forestall the inevitable snide responses, of course I have a very small penis. I assume that you, on your part, are afflicted with a veritable pelvic Broadway?

...tis not the meat, tis the motion eh...

[MIXONE]

Any woman who tells ya size matters most likely has a giant flapping cavern of a vagina. Don't even go there!!!



Seriously, though, what's with the emphasis on penis size? The shape of a woman's plumbing has just as much impact on how penetrative intercourse feels, but women unlucky enough to have gaping pits between their legs that one could lose a jumbo salami in don't seem to cop much flack.

And yes, to forestall the inevitable snide responses, of course I have a very small penis. I assume that you, on your part, are afflicted with a veritable pelvic Broadway?

Just do what I do mate.Rub your dick against one side of sais cavern and hope the other side gets curious and comes over for a look.

[karla]

I get it - Daddy-O is sleeping soundly, Woody Bee is in search of a secretary to keep all her dates in order, and I'm left holding the baby!

Sheesh!! Life does take some interesting turns, don't it!

And the moral to this thread is ...

[kiwifruit]

tis the motion eh...

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[idb]

Well...my #10 is big enough to get me off.
Why wouldn't it satisfy everyone else as well?

[MIXONE]

Well...my #10 is big enough to get me off.
Why wouldn't it satisfy everyone else as well?

As one "lady" once said to me"Pifff who you gonna satisfy with that liddle thing"












My reply"Me bitch".

[woodybee]

[QUOTE=MIXONE;1519131]Just do what I do mate.Rub your dick against one side of sais cavern and hope the other side gets curious and comes over for a look.[/QUOTE

Rightyo this thread and the blokes mentions of the size of their privates is only reflected by the huge size of their ladies, then think again dudes, having been with guys who really do have a dick the size of a chipolata, then it does count, not that chicks like a totally huge one, and I meant what I said one bigger than a chipolat would be handy

I wasnt going to be cruel, but its always the guys with chipolatas that make the crack about the size of a chicks ones....and I have said to a male friend of mine, who agrees that a lot of chicks have complained to him about the same thing (not about his do dar but the other guys who they have slept with.......its true.

You guys don't get told this as no woman would say you had a tiny one, its only when us chicks get together and chat that this stuff comes out, so believe me, have tried a tested a couple so know what I am talking about here, and this is from a chick who can shoot a carrot for 10 feet.

Only joking but I know my equipment. and have plenty of chick friends who will agree with every word I have typed.

And for the record a guy with a huge one, is so totally not fun.........

So guys get off your high horse.........and don;t be so sensitive and protective and defensive of your bits]

[MIXONE]

Sorry woodie but I ride a wooden horse not a high horse and my little chippie doesn't mind if I make jokes about it.



Oh and I must apologise to any lady I've had sex with in the past for having such a little one.(you could have told me and I wouldn't have been offended)

Woodie you sound like you know as much about men as I know about women.Fuck all.Stop generalising and realise a pisstake when you see one.