Being single and loving it 99% of the time!

[Goblin]

And for the record a guy with a huge one, is so totally not fun.........

Gotta agree here....guys I know with big dicks are just that...big dicks.

[Bikernereid]

Not all of them but too big seriously aint fun!!

Gotta agree here....guys I know with big dicks are just that...big dicks.

[Goblin]

Not all of them but too big seriously aint fun!!

You know the sort I mean...one that never misses an opportunity to flop it out and show it off in public. There's always one at every party.

[idb]

You know the sort I mean...one that never misses an opportunity to flop it out and show it off in public. There's always one at every party.

Erk...you mean I should stop that!!??

[Goblin]

Erk...you mean I should stop that!!??

No no no...keep it up! Always gets a laugh but no surprise if you go home alone.

[karla]

Sorry woodie but I ride a wooden horse not a high horse and my little chippie doesn't mind if I make jokes about it.

We really love men, all shapes and sizes And vibrators ...

and we will survive ...

[MIXONE]

Cheers for that Karla.It gave me a good laugh.

[98tls]

We really love men, all shapes and sizes And vibrators ...

and we will survive ...

LOL.......bling sent

[Subike]

being single is ok, but not always good.

sharing the days events with a smile
is better than complaining that the lawns need mowing ( I can see they do!)

a cuddle at the door, no matter how dirty you are is better than a towl and a "get those dirty boots off"

Allowing me to have a 1/2 hr rest in my chair after work before talking, will get you my attention. otherwise I will go to sleep and ignore you.

Inviting me to the bedroom in the dark is more sensual than a naked flash across the lounge, I know what you look like, I prefer the tease

I dont want to know the whole conversation you had with "mary" down the road, just the fact they have a new dog will do. Then I will know where the turds on the front lawn need to go.

If you want me to read the map on a trip, dont tell me, open it , thumb trough it say " I'm fucked if I know where we are"and just toss it onto the dash at the first stop. I will then get the hint that you cant read it and I need to.

If on the bike, dont jab me in the ribs, the reflex is to open the trottle, pull a wheelee and leave you sitting on the road. Just hang on and enjoy. I dont want to kill myself, so why would i want to kill you?

You want me to go shopping with you? Then spend as much time buying my jeans, with the fitting i will ask if my bum looks good in them, as you will doing the same. Honesty could be compromised here though!
Guys can colour co-ordinate when given the chance.


Yes your hair does look as bad in rollers as my face looks with three days growth........wait till we are both bald ......it will not matter.


As for the size of my 10, your the only one that gets it babe, so flex those muscles and hang on for the ride.

Being single,for me, not a matter of choice, and its not fun,
The only good thing about it is a 6 pack of toilet paper lasts more than a week!

If I come home ranting and raving about the fuckwit that backed into my ride, I'm really saying "I'm the idiot that parked it in the wrong place"

I know that you are right 100% of the time, its just the rest of the time Im right!

And no I dont really hate your mother, She did one thing right, created you

[maxworldbiker]

And for the record a guy with a huge one, is so totally not fun.........

Yep. Amen to that! Rarely does ANYTHING that make the eyes water translate to being any fun...

You know the sort I mean...one that never misses an opportunity to flop it out and show it off in public. There's always one at every party.

There bloody IS, and I guess the best we can hope for is they slap it down next to the bowl of chipolatas and it gets stabbed by a fork or a toothpick!

[NUTBAR]

WARNING: maybe interpreted as a rant
WARNING: SERIOUS MODE = ON!!
WARNING: This post contains OPINION and ADVICE.

soulmate ? pretty much, you aint gunna find him, and if you do, he will be really hard on you. You will find it delerious for a few weeks then it will infringe upon your sense of injustice. I suggest (if you were looking for suggestions) that you stop being so tough, and stop and listen to the nice boys for a while, and understand how they feel inside, and learn to accept that their cow eyes mean that they deeply feel for you and what you go through on a daily basis, and then decide if that is of any value to you in the long term, rather than considering them for the weaklings they seem to be. Understand also, the basis for romantic attraction is science, not guesswork, and if you understand it better you will see the mechanics of what you are going through, and hopefully not live a life of pain and leave a trail of destruction. Google "imago match".

Sure, boys aren't perfect, and you will have to train yours up from scratch. Yep, they are just like dogs - they want to bark and run and have fun, but they need keeping in check, sometimes with a stern word. Never hit a boy though, even with words, because, just like a dog, you will damage his loyalty to you, and above all things, you really need this from him.

Failing that, just fuck around and have fun - hoo cares ? Really. If its a "very occasionally thing" that you need, theres no way you should be in a permanent relationship of any kind. Pity help any poor cunt who hooks up with someone who wants a "very occasionally thing". To be fair, make this clear to him to begin with.

SERIOUS MODE = OFF !!

As you were.

DB

yip what he said,

[MIXONE]

Excellent stuff subike.I'd bling ya if I could.

[woodybee]

Woodie you sound like you know as much about men as I know about women.Fuck all.Stop generalising and realise a pisstake when you see one.[/QUOTE]

Hey there dude, the whole thread was meant as a pisstake mateypoos, and I do know a lot about guys mate, I am after all a chick who pays special attention to blokes, and really has done my homework on guys, after all this is said I done.....I love a mans company and enjoy the difference that chicks and guys have, its what makes the world go round.

And being a tomboy with a chick side does definately have its advantages, as you can have a laugh with your mates, and have a ball and a real knees up drink beer till you fall down with the guys

Anyway, wots everyone up to at the weekend I am going to watch a mate of mine race his motorbike at Teratonga and cant wait as going for a ride on the back of my mates ducati, who is my most favourite friend in the world and incidentally a gorgeous guy.....

Who needs dates eh, when you have beautiful male friends in your life eh, that is why

I AM SINGLE AND LOVING IT MOST OF THE TIME

Enjoy your nite and weekends boys and girls which is rapidly approaching.

Woodybee

[skidMark]

Single, hate it, and buffy's a shit root.

<<< more in that emoticon to be read for those that know what i mean.