What to do with an old egg?

[EJK]

It is hard az mate lol I saw a vid on youtube, they 'saw' the damn thing to open it! lol

[Hitcher]

Any other suggestions?

Take it to New World and see how good their 100% guarantee is in practice.

[Trudes]

I've got a friend who's missus always tips eggs into a cup before putting them onto the pan.

reckons she once cracked a rotten egg onto a hot pan and almost puked her guts out with the stench.

Excellent

I used to do that too, but it was a habit from living on a farm and collecting eggs from the hens all over the place, used to hit the odd rotten egg or an egg with half a chicken inside, not good cracking that into cake mix!!!!

[Usarka]

nothing worse than seeing a beak in your frying pan

[Subike]

Next time you visit you mother in laws,
crack it and feed it to a pot plant as you leave


but thats assuming your married.

[Usarka]

Next time you visit you mother in laws,
crack it and feed it to a pot plant as you leave


but thats assuming your married.

Brilliant idea, but it's i think it's that sort of behaviour that is the reason that I'm not married.

[homer]

could do the old chocolate bar under the drivers seat trick.......u know just replace the chocolate bar with the egg .

itll roll about a while , but eventually itll be bust

[thehollowmen]

I'm going to be a party pooper and tell you this:
the flat called "carthage" in dunedin a few years back did this with eggs after a member got beaten over the head with a block of wood during the Salmond battle (I think that was the hall of residence)
Anyways, a year later the eggs were just powder inside, they'd dried out completely.

That is also how the "a bad egg floats" thing is, the egg dries out, the air space gets bigger and it can float.

But good luck with getting up to mischief

[Usarka]

Thou art indeed a party pooper

Oh well, it'll still be a laugh even if it doesn't pong.


I dont suppose you happen to know the ideal time for ponginess of an egg before it becomes dry?

[mynameis]

If you can, get a chicken to sit under it for 2 weeks, let it do it's work. Put it back in the fridge for another week and then try.

(Wishes it would work)

[Usarka]

I gave the egg a shake this morning - it is definitely liquid inside........

[mynameis]

I gave the egg a shake this morning - it is definitely liquid inside........

Fry it with some karma politato and serve.

[skidMark]

My father did something along the same line to me when i was about 17.

he had a 600 ml bottle of coke in the fridge, well i had taken a bit hoping he wouldnt notice...

the next day the same amount as i had left is still in the fridge, dad having his lunch...

ME: Dad can i have this coke or do you want it with your lunch

Him: you've been into it anyway just finish it.

Me: no i havn't

Him: shut up and have it

Me: FINE **takes big angry swig**.......**spits it all over floor**

Turns out he had drank the rest, then filled it up with salt pepper water coffee, etc...everything you could imagine to make it look the same.

And to the level i had left it at.....

BASTARD LOL

learnt that lesson though lol.

[mynameis]

skidMark, your dad sounds a bit like you mate

[BIHB@0610]

Let me get the story straight - this thread is about what to do with a rotten egg, you want to somehow use it against a "mate"????? Gee I'm glad my mates don't do that to me!!!

Ive always wondered - in a weird, sick kind of way - what rotten eggs look like when they're hard boiled. Why not do an experiment?

The other idea is to drop it in a glass of vinegar and leave it there for a week - my kids have been doing it for years as an experiment. The vinegar dissolves the shell and makes the egg bit inside all hard and rubbery. The idea is they bounce like bouncey balls - we've had some bloody disasters, I can tell you ...............