What to do with an old egg?

[skidMark]

Let me get the story straight - this thread is about what to do with a rotten egg, you want to somehow use it against a "mate"????? Gee I'm glad my mates don't do that to me!!!

Ive always wondered - in a weird, sick kind of way - what rotten eggs look like when they're hard boiled. Why not do an experiment?

The other idea is to drop it in a glass of vinegar and leave it there for a week - my kids have been doing it for years as an experiment. The vinegar dissolves the shell and makes the egg bit inside all hard and rubbery. The idea is they bounce like bouncey balls - we've had some bloody disasters, I can tell you ...............

With friends like this, who needs enemies

[bert_is_evil]

Anyways, a year later the eggs were just powder inside, they'd dried out completely.

We use eggs to bait the stoat traps at Rimutaka Forest Park - I can particularly recommend eggs 1-2 months old, you can't even touch the shells without needing to plunge your hand in acid to get rid of the smell. Any older than that they just dry up and go hard.

I reckon rigging it up above a cage driving traffic offenders door step, ringing the bell, then shooting it with a BB gun - everything is more fun when a BB gun is involved (almost...).

[fireball]

im all for the just crack it over his head and run...... and keep on running!

[Grub]

Take it to New World and see how good their 100% guarantee is in practice.

It's 200% and it is excellent!

Hasn't happened with an egg but it did happen with some meat that was both a bit dry around the edges and past its use by date. You get a new packet of meat + the money back on the original purchase. That's pretty damned cool in my book.

Oh, yes, about the egg. Well it's too good to waste on a "mate" (I've just crossed you off my list of people I want to be friends with ). what about one of your ex's or mother in law or ex-boss, current boss - you know what I mean, someone really worthy of this special gift.

[Hitcher]

It's 200% and it is excellent!

In this case, if New World came through on its 200% guarantee, it would be eggselent!

[BIHB@0610]

In this case, if New World came through on its 200% guarantee, it would be eggselent!

Absolutely, it'd be a cracker if they shelled out ......

[Hitcher]

Absolutely, it'd be a cracker if they shelled out ...

Groan. That's a really bad yolk.

[BIHB@0610]

Groan. That's a really bad yolk.

Sorry - my thoughts have been a bit scrambled lately. It's not eggsactly easy being a chick.

[Hitcher]

Sorry - my thoughts have been a bit scrambled lately. It's not eggsactly easy being a chick.

At least you know your place in the pecking order.

[Gubb]

Be quiet, you cocks.

[BIHB@0610]

This conversation is getting more and more addled - surely the thread will soon be ova.

[Hitcher]

Firstly one must have a free-range cock and pullet.

[BIHB@0610]

Sounds like a job for a chick with no batteries.