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    There's a bear and a rabbit...

    ..having a shit in the woods.
    The bear says to the rabbit. "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
    The rabbit replied. "No."
    So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.

    Hey there.

    If ya didn't guess already, I'm new.

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    Heya Handbrake... and welcome...love the first post!!!

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    LOL bloody good intro i am good have just been out practicing wheelies on my bike....... rather than the post bike....... lol

    Have you ridden with the wellington KB'ers??? ie White Trash, Cycosis, Deano, Jimbo750????
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    LMAO......... yeah I'll give ya that one, not bad. Welcome aboard and I'm not doing too bad...... well beter than the weather your way anyhow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Two Smoker
    Have you ridden with the wellington KB'ers??? ie White Trash, Cycosis, Deano, Jimbo750????
    I can't say that I have had the pleasure of riding with them yet. But by what I've read, they're deviants of justice. My kinda people.

    Has anyone online been for a ride with them yet?
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    Howdy 'Handbrake. Good to have ya here.

    You'll meet a lot of cool people and probably a couple of wankers here. Look forward to meeting you on the road.

    Nice bike by the way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Handbrake
    I can't say that I have had the pleasure of riding with them yet. But by what I've read, they're deviants of justice. My kinda people.

    Has anyone online been for a ride with them yet?
    Alot of the people on this site go for rides with each other...... WT and the welly boys ARE BLOODY FAST....
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    Why ????????

    Quote Originally Posted by Two Smoker
    Alot of the people on this site go for rides with each other......


    shit, why do you think that is Chris ??

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    Crack up

    Quote Originally Posted by The Handbrake
    ..having a shit in the woods.
    The bear says to the rabbit. "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
    The rabbit replied. "No."
    So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.

    Hey there.

    If ya didn't guess already, I'm new.

    How are people tonight?

    hey Handbrake, welcome mate hope you enjoy the site,

    seen that Bear rabbit thing on a greeting card as well, love it

    F/F
    "Kiwi Biker, still a great place despite the mods "


    "Would crawl over broken glass before owning Suzuki"

    The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
    my own fault really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash

    You'll meet a lot of cool people and probably a couple of wankers here.
    Which one are you? and are you really "fat and proud"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Two Smoker
    WT and the welly boys ARE BLOODY FAST....
    Like most men i've met then. I prefer the slow and senic type of riding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Handbrake
    Like most men i've met then. I prefer the slow and senic type of riding.
    Yeah, well some of us welly types are slow and smooth too....

    Not too sure how you do slow and scenic on an R1 though - or is that your favourite bike?

    Anyhow, welcome aboard. Soon we'll have every biker in Welly signed on here...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Handbrake
    Which one are you? and are you really "fat and proud"?
    Well now, that depends on who you ask!

    I'm sure Jimbo will tell you I'm an absolute wanker, but he's just a winging pom who can't handle his piss.

    I'm pretty sure there's at least one person on here who thinks I'm alright.

    .....Anybody........*snif*
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Well now, that depends on who you ask!

    I'm sure Jimbo will tell you I'm an absolute wanker, but he's just a winging pom who can't handle his piss.

    I'm pretty sure there's at least one person on here who thinks I'm alright.

    .....Anybody........*snif*
    Trashy - are you still at work?

    or did you finally get a computer at home.....
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticno6
    Yeah, well some of us welly types are slow and smooth too....

    Not too sure how you do slow and scenic on an R1 though - or is that your favourite bike?

    Anyhow, welcome aboard. Soon we'll have every biker in Welly signed on here...
    Smooth?! You're as stubbly as they come, sunshine.
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