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    Smelly Farts?

    Had a feed of curry last night that is haunting you this morning?

    Over indulged in your favourite curried cauliflower and cheese sauce?

    Fear not, there is a product that will eliminate those disgusting odours!

    http://www.garmentguard.com/index.as...ATS&Category=8
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    Nonono,

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    smelly farts are wonderfull
    got myself a front row view of the strippers at the hororata ralley because of one.
    too many tall fellas in front of me
    couldnt see nuttin but leather jackets
    dropped a smelly fart.........front row parted like the red sea
    ahhhh the view! the view! the v............
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    How the hell do you find these things? Some people have way too much time on their hands.

    I confess....it was the cabbage last night. Got plenty of volume but no odour.
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    But girls don't fart!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    But girls don't fart!
    It is an ability which needs careful and tender nurturing...

    I didn't "pass wind" until I met my beloved 007XY. The bugger has some of the nastiest farts I have ever smelt, especially if he's eaten any onions. Then he looks coyly at me, with an angel face, and says: "but, I made it for you with looooove"...

    So now, I brew up a particularly nasty batch every once in a while, in a very loving way of course...

    Chemical warfare is a very unsalubrious pastime, albeit a very funny one...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    How the hell do you find these things? Some people have way too much time on their hands.

    I confess....it was the cabbage last night. Got plenty of volume but no odour.
    Believe it or not the trusty Harold provided the link in Sideswipe this morning, could not resist, I know a certain house guest of ours last weekend could certainly have done with one...LOL

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    But girls don't fart!
    I certainly dont!
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    So now, I brew up a particularly nasty batch every once in a while, pull the covers over 007XY in a very loving way of course...

    Chemical warfare is a very unsalubrious pastime, albeit a very funny one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    But girls don't fart!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I certainly dont!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSd-...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    But girls don't fart!
    No. Quite right...we "pass wind".

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    It is an ability which needs careful and tender nurturing...

    I didn't "pass wind" until I met my beloved 007XY. The bugger has some of the nastiest farts I have ever smelt, especially if he's eaten any onions. Then he looks coyly at me, with an angel face, and says: "but, I made it for you with looooove"...

    So now, I brew up a particularly nasty batch every once in a while, in a very loving way of course...

    Chemical warfare is a very unsalubrious pastime, albeit a very funny one...
    You evil woman.
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    That can't be a girl.....she isn't multi tasking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I have much to learn!
    I'm always happy to teach...

    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    You evil woman.
    Hmmm...that's the beauty of marriage, isn't it? An eye for an eye...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Lucky she was near a toilet, if she'd tried any harder she'd have shat herslef!

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    How's this farter, must be bad when you can't stand your own farts!! Lay off the Coke!!
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avSoKXtaA68&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

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    Have you ever noticed that some people always have the sme odor to their farts? My hubby tries to blame some of his on me, but mine don't smell like that, his always smell the same. Rotten fucker!

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    Mom, won't someone think of the deaf people!
    How will they get to enjoy farts if they don't smell???
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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