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  1. 16th April 2008, 16:35 #16
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    Dont eat to much White Chocolate, the end results are not good...!
    You get that real bad pain low down and then just when you think its wind?...na ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
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    Hmmm...that's the beauty of marriage, isn't it? An eye for an eye...
    that's doing it up a little brown ............
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    that's doing it up a little brown ............
    Eeerrr...sorry, pink actually...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    too much information ........
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    You started it....
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Hmmm...that's the beauty of marriage, isn't it?
    My ex-wife used to brew up the worst farts, drop them in the car on rainy days with the windows wound up, and keep a straight and demure face until I started choking and gasping.

    Bitch.

    Unfortunately, I've always had ridiculously good digestion. It's very difficult for me to eat anything that'll reliably give me a good case of the farts, so she pretty much always had the upper hand.

    We have a court appointment to sign our divorce papers on 23 May this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Bitch.
    I'm sure that if you don't know why you deserved it, she does...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I'm sure that if you don't know why you deserved it, she does...
    Oh, you'd love her.

    I sincerely hope that you two never meet.

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  9. 16th April 2008, 17:03 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Mom, won't someone think of the deaf people!
    How will they get to enjoy farts if they don't smell???
    Reminds me of a joke. Wife sends her hubby to the doctors because he suffers from extremely loud and smelly flatulence. Incidentally the husband denies it completely but to keep the peace agrees to go to the doctor.

    He tells the Doc what his wife reckons is wrong with him. Doc prescribes some pills and asks the husband to return in one week. He duely returns and reports to the doc that his wife is much happier, no more smells apparently, but he still denies he farts at all!

    Doctor says, "Great! We have cured the smell, now we need to work on your hearing".
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    Royalty don't fart either!

    Did Phillip fart? What do you think?




    The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Did Stirts fart? What do you think?




    The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!

    its a Royal Flush!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Look at the Queen's face!
    "We are not amused!!! Off with his head!!"

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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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  13. 17th April 2008, 20:51 #28
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    In the lower pic, looks like ol' Phil is leaning into it for anothery!
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