Whats everyone doing at Christmas?

**MrMelon** · 15th December 2004, 13:09

I'll be going to Akl for xmas day to hang out with the family, then up to Kerikeri for a week, and then to the coromandel for Resolution 05 for new years!

**jrandom** · 15th December 2004, 13:15

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Rising with the first light on the day of birth of our lord Jesus Christ.

Sigh.

Jesus can't possibly have been born on 25 December. Believe it or not, we've even covered *that* on the forum before, so I'll let you do a search for the details.

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Parising our father

Is that where you hit him around the head with baguettes and runny cheese before beating his record through rush-hour traffic around a ring road?

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

shag my wifes best friend

Try having your *wife* shag her best friend.

**Devil** · 15th December 2004, 13:17

Originally Posted by MrMelon

I'll be going to Akl for xmas day to hang out with the family, then up to Kerikeri for a week, and then to the coromandel for Resolution 05 for new years!

Slapper!
Riding up?

**manuboy** · 15th December 2004, 13:17

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Rising with the first light on the day of birth of our lord Jesus Christ. Parising our father for the blessed things that the year has brought onto us, praying that all man kind can finally place its misguided intolerances behind it and be capable of turning to our brothers and sisters and embrace them in the love of the holy ghost.

Then get really pissed, insult the family, start a fight with the neighbour and shag my wifes best friend - i love xmas!!

Man.... i hope your wifes best friend ain't a guy or a dog.... brrrrrrrr.....

**vifferman** · 15th December 2004, 13:25

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Eating drinking farting.

Would that be special Christmas farts? :spudwhat:

Oh forget it - I really don't want to know.

I'm off to Papamoa for Christmas with the vifferbabe's family. O joy.
(Marginally better than my mental family...)

**Biff** · 15th December 2004, 13:25

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Rising with the first light on the day of birth of our lord Jesus Christ.

Covered it already? Wow you guys are deep. For what it's worth - Jesus was apparently born in March according to the Old Testiment. December 25th was the Pagan day for celebrating the end of the year and paying homage to mother earth. The Catholics adopted the day in an attempt to appease the Pagans and several centuries later the rest of the christian religions that were spawned from Catholisism began claiming it was the day Christ was born on.

I know this is a fact cos a bloke down the pub said.

**dss3** · 15th December 2004, 13:26

Off to Perth untill the 4th to see what a summer and sunshine really is

: , then once i'm bleck from bumming around on the beaches it's off to matarangi (coromandel) untill 17th or there abouts. If anyone's heading up coromandel for a ride gimme a txt on 0212965422. Better make it early in the morning before i'm drunk though

....

_Daryl

**MrMelon** · 15th December 2004, 13:33

Originally Posted by Devil

Slapper!
Riding up?

Yeah riding up on the 23rd

**jrandom** · 15th December 2004, 13:34

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Covered it already? Wow you guys are deep. For what it's worth - Jesus was apparently born in March according to the Old Testiment. December 25th was the Pagan day for celebrating the end of the year and paying homage to mother earth. The Catholics adopted the day in an attempt to appease the Pagans and several centuries later the rest of the christian religions that were spawned from Catholisism began claiming it was the day Christ was born on.

Etc, etc, etc.

But we still need to hear more about your wife's best friend, like.

**Cajun** · 15th December 2004, 13:36

Originally Posted by vifferman

Would that be special Christmas farts? :spudwhat:

Oh forget it - I really don't want to know.

I'm off to Papamoa for Christmas with the vifferbabe's family. O joy.
(Marginally better than my mental family...)

drop us a line if ya wanna say hello while down this way if ya got some spare time on ya hands dc:<

**MOTOXXX** · 15th December 2004, 13:41

Ill be with the family christmas day.
Then ill be going to wanganui for the racing as per usual.
27th i fly out to Brisbane, hang out there for a few days and then to Byron Bay for new years. Come back on 5th and back to work.

**Biff** · 15th December 2004, 13:41

Originally Posted by jrandom

Etc, etc, etc.

But we still need to hear more about your wife's best friend, like.

wine, more wine, video camera etc etc

**Skyryder** · 15th December 2004, 16:23

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Rising with the first light on the day of birth of our lord Jesus Christ. Praising our father for the blessed things that the year has brought onto us, praying that all man kind can finally place its misguided intolerances behind it and be capable of turning to our brothers and sisters and embrace them in the love of the holy ghost.

Then get really pissed, insult the family, start a fight with the neighbour and shag my wifes best friend - i love xmas!!

For a minite I thought, hey Zed's back, but then I read the last sentance. "Good on ya mate."

Skyryder