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  1. 28th January 2010, 14:29 #1
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    Funny old day

    Got woken up at about 5 by awoman in the throws of labour. Nice. So I started timing the contractions and the like. 5.30 we decide, "Shit, time to call the mid wide".

    Jump in the Senator and hightail it through to Middlemore. Midwife and 3 staff waiting in the carpark with a heap of catching equipment just in case. "Ah-ah, get her off my leather seats first!"

    So they chuck Riff raff in a wheelchair and head upstairs. 08:38 Birannah Jean Mair arrives, has a bit of a squake then latchs on for some boob juice.

    14:00 hours, we're home.

    Piece of piss, dunno what all the fuss is about actually.

    Complete opposite to Keirans arrival, that's for sure.

    Pics to follow, I need a we sleep after that morning.
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  2. 28th January 2010, 14:31 #2
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  3. 28th January 2010, 14:33 #3
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    Great News - congratulations on the new arrival.
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  4. 28th January 2010, 14:38 #4
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    Sincerest congratulations to you and Sue, Jimmy! Awesome news!!
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  5. 28th January 2010, 14:39 #5
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    Heartfelt congratulations to you all. Esp. Sue!!
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  6. 28th January 2010, 14:42 #6
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    Congratulations to both you and Sue on the new arrival. Glad to hear that it all went well for you both. Uncle Drew will be pleased.
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  7. 28th January 2010, 14:49 #7
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    Congrats to you both...well done...and a very special welcome to the new princess
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  8. 28th January 2010, 14:52 #8
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    Congratulations you lot!
    Well done, Sue!
    Can't wait to see the piccies....
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  9. 28th January 2010, 14:58 #9
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    Great to hear. Welcome new biker babe..!
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  10. 28th January 2010, 15:57 #10
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    Gongrat's wishing you all the very best
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  11. 28th January 2010, 16:12 #11
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    'on ya. Congrats to both.
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  12. 28th January 2010, 16:23 #12
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    Congrats guys!! Welcome to the world Birannah!!!
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    Congratulations, we get to meet ours in about 1 month.
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  14. 28th January 2010, 16:34 #14
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    Happy congrats to the whole family. In't it nice when it all goes straightforward and you think "what a piece of cake"....(well, most mums fresh outta labour wouldn't probably say that).

    All the best for the sleepless nights to come!
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  15. 28th January 2010, 17:00 #15
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    Congrats mate - where'd the name come from?

    Edit: Its alright, at ease, I see your Facebook page now for (I presume) the correct spelling of Briannah lol
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