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    Maori Entrepreneurs

    A yarn about 3 Maori Bros and 3 Austraalians


    Kia Ora you fellah's (and gidday dingos)


    Three Australians and three Maori are travelling by train to a
    Rugby match at the World Cup in England . At the station, the three
    Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maori buy just one
    ticket between them.

    "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
    one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maori

    They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats
    but all three Maori cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

    Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
    collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
    please."

    The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket
    in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

    The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after
    the game, they decide to copy the Maori on the return trip and save
    some money (being clever with money, and all that).

    When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
    return trip. To their astonishment, the Maoris don't buy a ticket at
    all!!

    "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
    Aussie.

    "Watch and learn bro ," answers a Maori ..

    When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and
    soon after the three Maori cram into another nearby. The train
    departs.

    Shortly afterwards, one of the Maori leaves the toilet and walks
    over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door
    and says, "Ticket please."

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    That's funny, last year they were Scottish... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...=ticket+please
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    bloody racists ! I am friends with heaps of Australians. My cousin is even a Australian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HTFU View Post
    bloody racists ! I am friends with heaps of Australians. My cousin is even a Australian.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SsFXQ0kmLs[/YOUTUBE]
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    lol, first time iv'e seen that second one, cheeky buggers
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