Gay jokes

**firefighter** · 18th April 2008, 19:08

IF YOUR GAY DONT READ YOULL BE OFFENDED!!!

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job

**98tls** · 18th April 2008, 19:14

Wahoo this will last 5 minutes,being a faggot is aceptable these days and no longer are we allowed to loathe or laugh at those who chose to stick there dick in another mans shithole.Strange but true.

**firefighter** · 18th April 2008, 19:17

hahaha, yeah I know i'll probably get red repp'd to bits for it by some new age metro homo..........too bad if they don't like it they don't have to read it.

**firefighter** · 18th April 2008, 19:19

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake.

**skidMark** · 18th April 2008, 19:23

Originally Posted by firefighter

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake.

Well this forum does have alot of honda owners.

**98tls** · 18th April 2008, 19:34

Originally Posted by skidMark

Well this forum does have alot of honda owners.

Says a guy called skidmark in a thread on poo pushing.

**98tls** · 18th April 2008, 19:39

Originally Posted by firefighter

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake.

really damn that was quick,never mind mate a red rep is nothing compared to the shit

that must be in some guys head that allows him to accept that doing that shit

is normal.

**skidMark** · 18th April 2008, 19:42

Originally Posted by 98tls

Says a guy called skidmark in a thread on poo pushing.

You were the one who wanted it on ya chest.

**firefighter** · 18th April 2008, 19:43

Originally Posted by 98tls

really damn that was quick,never mind mate a red rep is nothing compared to the shit

that must be in some guys head that allows him to accept that doing that shit

is normal.

Yeah I think some guys needa get a sense of humour......I didn't realise how sensitive and sulky a site full of bikers could be! I recommend they stay away from ANY firestation!

**98tls** · 18th April 2008, 19:44

Originally Posted by skidMark

You were the one who wanted it on ya chest.

The good old Cleveland steamer.

**Oakie** · 18th April 2008, 19:53

Originally Posted by firefighter

Yeah I think some guys needa get a sense of humour......I didn't realise how sensitive and sulky a site full of bikers could be! I recommend they stay away from ANY firestation!

Are you saying all firemen are gay? I guess it's the running around all day grappling with the big hoses that does it?

(PT. Much respect for firemen)

**firefighter** · 18th April 2008, 20:01

Originally Posted by Oakie

Are you saying all firemen are gay? I guess it's the running around all day grappling with the big hoses that does it?

(PT. Much respect for firemen)

hahaha, what??? I don't know how you got that I was referring to the rude comments we make which are usually repeated at volume! (yet to meet a gay fireman, well that I know of....)

**98tls** · 18th April 2008, 20:04

Originally Posted by firefighter

hahaha, what??? I don't know how you got that I was referring to the rude comments we make which are usually repeated at volume! (yet to meet a gay fireman, well that I know of....)

Beware of those closest to you.