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  1. 18th April 2008, 20:28 #16
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    LOL SICK.

    Fags and people who get all "boo hoo" about jokes are so gay.
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    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
    A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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    Queer Retarded Fags I think.

    Isn't sniper one of those?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magua View Post
    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
    A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
    Give it a few minutes as you have forgotten a microwave cooks from the inside out.
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    Seeing that I am off to Brockback country next month and will be sharing a motel unit with another guy fo 7 months I purchased today....One container vaseline and one tube of bonjella. At least I won't feel a thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusti View Post
    Seeing that I am off to Brockback country next month and will be sharing a motel unit with another guy fo 7 months I purchased today....One container vaseline and one tube of bonjella. At least I won't feel a thing...
    No need for a motel mate just park up in a rest area close to a major center and sooner or later a car load of whores will show up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magua View Post
    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
    A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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  7. 19th April 2008, 11:07 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    hahaha, what??? I don't know how you got that I was referring to the rude comments we make which are usually repeated at volume! (yet to meet a gay fireman, well that I know of....)
    Hmmm. In the clear light of day and now without a rum in my hand, I'm not sure how I made that leap either. Ah well. Rum obviously provides clarity!
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  8. 19th April 2008, 11:21 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    yeah and the quiet ones.....
    ...yeah and the ones practising on the pole for longer periods than normal..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    ...yeah and the ones practising on the pole for longer periods than normal..........
    ROTFLMFAO
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    Why don't lesbians' coffins have any screws,they don't need them or nails as they are all tongue and grooved.

    If people get offended tough,the title says it all.Similar to those who go on about TV programmes,they don't have to watch.
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    What did one condom say to the other condom outside a gay bar?

    Let's go in and get shit-faced!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    ...yeah and the ones practising on the pole for longer periods than normal..........

    Coming from a guy named shafty?
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    IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
    Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
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    Q. What should a straight guy never say in a gay bar?

    A. May I push your stool in?


    Now all you queer faggot bent as homos, go on red rep me!
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