Originally Posted by firefighter
wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake.
Post the red repper's faggy name. He must want to cum out of the closet.
Hardcore Biker
wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake.
Post the red repper's faggy name. He must want to cum out of the closet.
FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
<<----- My dream bike.
I dunno who its from......
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
salty dog
He probably doesn't want to come out of the closet....
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
salty dog
Walkin wardrobe that one....he doesn't care where he cums.....
The Loose Goose
Not if it's not his garage...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
wheelchair rookie
I doubt that a kitset garden shed would even burn, let alone be strong enough to hold a vice. I posted that one because I liked the evilness of it. This one I got emailed today:
GOODBYE LETTER
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell
me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.*
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of
silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you
don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either
you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,
I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man
is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because
they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that
doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the
first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since
my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,
I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must
have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork
seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99
price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After
all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. **So
when I hit the lotto f or ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought
us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were
gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So
take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Forum whore
A gay couple are driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at
a stop sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in
the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car,
goes back to the truck and starts banging on the door.
The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there
with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ass, Buddy!"
The truck driver, laughs and says, "Suck my dick!"
The gay guy stands there for a second, then his eyes get really
big and his face lights up. He runs back to the car, and says excitedly
to his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to settle out of court!"
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
Moped rider
hillariously funny Jokes.
Weekend cruiser
Nor should he enter the smoking area and ask "Can I bum a fag?"
"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer do not think"
"At least black people knew when they were slaves, you remain clueless" - Doug Stanhope
Hugz nao plz!!!
Why do gays prefer ribbed condoms?
Better traction in the mud
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
You're nuthin
Homophobes are queers in denial - Pretty much a proven psychological fact.
Hardcore Biker
What does GAY stand for???
Got Aids Yet.
Member #3164 of the SHITMARK haters club.
Rest In Peace
Nah GAY-Got arse yet.What does GAY stand for???
Got Aids Yet.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Fair weather rider
Two gay guys sitting at a table in a restaraunt. Elderly copule at the next table when the woman starts chocking on a chicken bone. Old fella starts asking for help. Two gays look at each other and one jumps up on the table and drops his pants. Bends over and parts the checks of his arse. Other gay jumps up and starts licking his arse hole. The elderly lady chocking sees this and then vomits spitting out the chicken bone. Two gays get down and one says to the other. "works every time the hind lick manouver"
Hardcore Biker
Whats the shortest conversation two homosexual cowboys can have with each other?
Yup? ........ Yip!
Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.
After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.
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