Careful when holidaying in the Amazon. These guys could get ya...
Wherever you go, there you are
Careful when holidaying in the Amazon. These guys could get ya...
If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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Damn reading the story and what that man went thru i could almost feel that painOriginally Posted by terbang
I thought I thought that
Dunno
I heard it was an urban myth to try to put people off pissing in the river where they get their drinking water from, and where they all swim
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" He was swimming in the Amazon River when he went head to head with the tiny parasite"
BWAHAHAHAH head to head....geddit?
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Well this one time at band camp I was taking a pee in the forest when this one metre long tree snake as thick as a baby's arm slid up my whizzer and curled up in my left ball sack, I did not realise it was there until I was getting a bit of the good stuff from the 21 year cello teacher who just happened to be a dead ringer for that Rihanna chick. Man did she geta shock when the snake woke up.
True story.
mini meeeeeee
Show off AllanB.
I've read about this hideous fish before, and vowed that i will never swim naked in any river in the Amazon!
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
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I'm sure the ecosystem of the Amazon is eternally grateful.
I thought I thought that
Birth to a fish
I read somewhere about a woman who gave birth to a fish - true
A small fertilised fish egg found it's way up there while she was having 'fun' with her boyfriend swimming in the river.
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Thanks, I'll bear that in mind...
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True? - or did it just smell like she had.
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Dude, the only thing you have ever got near that smells remotely like fish is tinned sardines.True? - or did it just smell like she had.
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I'm sure my wife will be pleased to hear it.
Wherever you go, there you are
50% chance of being right, they do say that there are only two things that smell like fish, one of them being fish..!True? - or did it just smell like she had.
If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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It tastes like chicken...50% chance of being right, they do say that there are only two things that smell like fish, one of them being fish..!
I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken...
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Thats right gay marriage is legal here now aye...
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