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    white people can look like shitheads too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by try boy View Post

    Hard to judge a book by its cover.
    Aint it the truth! Rather bizarly,I experience exactly the same thing every day. Little old ladies wont share a lift with me unless the wifes in tow, young mothers steer there kids away from me in shops,women cross the road to avoid me,even the ones I know.

    Yes I'm a bulky skinhead with a zz top beard but I'm such a nice guy really,love the bride,adore me kids,do anything for anybody,wouldn't harm a soul but my exterior clearly says dangerous thug beast to some. Ah well me mom loves me.
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    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I think there is probably a lot of that, they always used to be friendly but the TV media seems to like to paint bad scenes all the time these days. :spudwhat: John.
    yes and 99% of those scenes now days are all you get, it's a shame they used to be very welcoming and warm people. And yes I can sit on the fence and say that shit before anyone thinks off red repping that! I know a lot of really nice families but the only reason theyr'e so nice is because i'm a friend.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Yes I'm a bulky skinhead with a zz top beard but I'm such a nice guy really,love the bride,adore me kids,do anything for anybody,wouldn't harm a soul but my exterior clearly says dangerous thug beast to some. Ah well me mom loves me.
    Aaawww... I feel a coming along...we love ya too big fella!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Aaawww... I feel a coming along...we love ya too big fella!

    Damn child your a sweet thing.
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    Only telling it like it is sir...

    I am a big fan of not judging a book by its cover, as I have seen some of the most beautiful people being complete and utter [censored]...and yet, some of the roughest ones coming to my rescue like knights in shining armours...

    Ain't life's diversities grand?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hey!
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    hrm, I have been cornered and threatened way more times than I would like to remember. Generally there is some minor misdemeanor I have commited that they would just like to have their say on. I have found them to be highly amused if I have something to say though. Their society seems to be based around finding some whitey weakling and extracting some forced apology from them. Quite sick of it actually.

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    It aint about Maoris It's about getting a person or situation completely wrong.

    on a trip to white island recently,I noticed a little old lady struggling with the terrain and offered assistance a couple of times,she flatly refused didn't want a bar of me,yet she was accepting help from other people. come the end of the trip you've gotta scrub your footwear so as not to corrode the boat deck.

    Every ones on the dingy waiting to go when I spotted the old dear on the jetty all alone. I clambered out the boat, ran down the jetty and offered to wash her shoes. She accepted this time cause she had no choice and I gently picked her up sat her on my knee and washed the trainers on the end of her very unbendy legs. escorted her back to the boat and made sure she was all good. well you'd think she'd found her soul mate.Blarblar blar,lovely young man blarblar blarblar. This is the woman that was on the brink of bitch slapping me with her gas mask half an hour before! Bless

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    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Aint it the truth! Rather bizarly,I experience exactly the same thing every day. Little old ladies wont share a lift with me unless the wifes in tow, young mothers steer there kids away from me in shops,women cross the road to avoid me,even the ones I know.

    Yes I'm a bulky skinhead with a zz top beard but I'm such a nice guy really,love the bride,adore me kids,do anything for anybody,wouldn't harm a soul but my exterior clearly says dangerous thug beast to some. Ah well me mom loves me.
    Hahahaha.... You're a big cuddly softy Marty! Thanks for the laugh. You have a good point too. There's good and bad in every race, so don't judge a book by it's cover. +1 Meh! ... gotta spread the lurv!!
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    Nice guy pleeeease,tell that to the bloke ya stole his undies off.p/t.

    Even got them off him inside out.

    Can't just put people into categories on looks,hell most women think Richie McCaw is gorgeous and we all know he's just thick.Or Paris Hilton has more brains than looks going for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiK3RChiK View Post
    Haha.... You're a big cuddly softy Marty! Thanks for the laugh. You have a good point too. There's good and bad in every race, so don't judge a book by it's cover. +1 Meh! ... gotta spread the luv!!
    Thank you so much but you took five minutes to get to know me,tell me honestly the very first time you clapped eyes on me something deep down inside didn't go..ooh fook,where's me purse.

    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Nice guy pleeeease,tell that to the bloke ya stole his undies off.p/t.

    Even got them off him inside out.

    Can't just put people into categories on looks,hell most women think Richie McCaw is gorgeous and we all know he's just thick.Or Paris Hilton has more brains than looks going for her.
    :killing me I'd just been for a skinny dip in the middle of a guided castle tour, the brides face says it all. I love ya but you can be an embarrassing twat some times,Put your pants AWAY!

    Don't know the first guy but as for Miss Hilton,I think I'm right in saying she aint the sharpest tool in the box. Then again the way my judgements going she could be a blardy genius eh.
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    Going to the Brass one year we ended up on the freight ferry as the regular passenger boats were booked out. Went into the (pretty small) bar on that boat and there were a whole bunch of Black Power guys, all kitted up in patches and stuff. even had one guy whose job seemed to be hold the flag and not let it drape on the floor. Anyway, we two white, bike riding guys walk in on this lot.
    And they were fine. Said hello, started talking, turns out the captain of the passenger ferry wouldn't let them on. Told them all about the Brass, had a few beers, played cards (however we were careful not to win).
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Going to the Brass one year we ended up on the freight ferry as the regular passenger boats were booked out. Went into the (pretty small) bar on that boat and there were a whole bunch of Black Power guys, all kitted up in patches and stuff. even had one guy whose job seemed to be hold the flag and not let it drape on the floor. Anyway, we two white, bike riding guys walk in on this lot.
    And they were fine. Said hello, started talking, turns out the captain of the passenger ferry wouldn't let them on. Told them all about the Brass, had a few beers, played cards (however we were careful not to win).
    Oh cool dude Good call not winning, winning aint all that.It's the taking part and not getting mashed that counts. Top bloke.

    Stupid pom question 324: do the black power,mongrels,or any of them gangy boys actually ride bikes? Well I dont know do I,came in on the last banana boat I did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post

    :killing me I'd just been for a skinny dip in the middle of a guided castle tour, the brides face says it all. I love ya but you can be an embarrassing twat some times,Put your pants AWAY!

    Don't know the first guy but as for Miss Hilton,I think I'm right in saying she aint the sharpest tool in the box. Then again the way my judgements going she could be a blardy genius eh.

    I bet she wasn't amused,that said at least with black undies no skid mark to see,good thinking there.She may have been pissed off cause she had nice white knickers or none so couldn't join in,oops.

    The first guy is/was our dickhead rugby world cup captain,paid megabucks to be the best,but hadn't worked out the ref wasn't dishing out any penalties to us,and couldn't change the game plan,we moan about the poms boring 10 man rugby,but at least they got to final.
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