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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    I bet she wasn't amused.

    The first guy is/was our dickhead rugby world cup captain,
    She's resigned to it. "don't do it Mart,think of the children,come on now can't we just have a nice day out...."

    Ah,Rugby,I've heard of such things, thats the boring stuff that spoils a good haka init?
    Oh bugger

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    When I first got here from the UK if someone I didn't know came up to me in a pub or club and started chatting I'd check my wallet and check my shoulder. Even more disturbing was the first time pissing in a pub unrinal and having the bloke next to me spark up a conversation.... You forget how different things are down-under after a while. Hope I don't ever loose it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    She's resigned to it. "don't do it Mart,think of the children,come on now can't we just have a nice day out...."

    Ah,Rugby,I've heard of such things, thats the boring stuff that spoils a good haka init?
    Bloody oath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Yeah I'd say most Poms would be scared of two or three guys in skirts.
    What the hell's wrong with guys in skirts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonbuoy View Post
    When I first got here from the UK if someone I didn't know came up to me in a pub or club and started chatting I'd check my wallet and check my shoulder. Even more disturbing was the first time pissing in a pub urinal and having the bloke next to me spark up a conversation.... You forget how different things are down-under after a while. Hope I don't ever loose it.
    Oh well said,it's the attitude,sorry lack of attitude I like the best,nice friendly people.maybe the UK was like that once? Dont change kiwis but do put some shoes on guys,whats that all about,I've never seen so many ugly big toes.

    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Bloody oath.
    Just joshin YN, I get the same reaction when I go on about football,no not soccer, football,a game played with footwear on!

    Quote Originally Posted by scratch View Post
    What the hell's wrong with guys in skirts?
    See,that's the point,see a bloke in a dress and you make assumptions,there may be a perfectly good reason for it. err..cant think of one.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hey!
    Not ALL of us wear 'skirts'
    In fact Tom you are rumoured to wear not much at all..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    What the hell's wrong with guys in skirts?
    haha scracha..forgot u cunts come from scotland..

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    Hells teeth, I get confuzzled for Maori all the time, and then Samoan and Japanese and Indonesian and ... even a chinaman once or twice

    So I never judge a book by a cover ... and its even funnier when people find out that I'm a teacher!

    Too good ow!

    You meet the nicest people on a Honda! But there was this one time, on Twilight road ... and a blardy scotsman ruined the day by turning up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    What the hell's wrong with guys in skirts?
    hehehe, absolutely nothing, as long as they've got nice legs and are wearing very little underneath!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Hells teeth, I get confuzzled for Maori all the time, and then Samoan and Japanese and Indonesian and ... even a chinaman once or twice

    So I never judge a book by a cover ... and its even funnier when people find out that I'm a teacher!

    Too good ow!

    You meet the nicest people on a Honda! But there was this one time, on Twilight road ... and a blardy Scotsman ruined the day by turning up!
    I've been taken for Maori twice now? I dont think I look remotely Maori but what do I know.

    We're all guilty of judging others by how they look I guess.Met this bloke,He was hidious,looked like swamp thing on a bad hair day with no teeth,turned out to be a right fugging laugh,top bloke. Still couldn't look at him tho.

    I knew a Scotsman link below.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Hells teeth, I get confuzzled...
    Hey! What are you doing here? You have kilometres to amass on a new Hornet.

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    [QUOTE=martybabe;1532942]
    Just joshin YN, I get the same reaction when I go on about football,no not soccer,football,lol. QUOTE]

    Know the feeling,played premier league soccer,included Taranaki and Wanganui teams,got really sick of the accent lol,from our team as well,seemed you needed an interpreter at times.But man could they drink afterwards,used to amuse me how parochial they still were,had liverpool,man u,newcastle supporters and then a couple of us kiwis supporting spurs(still do).
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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Oh cool dude Good call not winning, winning aint all that.It's the taking part and not getting mashed that counts. Top bloke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Just coz 'ez brown don't mean 'ez fick.

    I reckon he did it all on purpose and him and his mates were pissing themselves with laughter all the way up the road.

    "Hey did you see the look on that white fella's face?"
    "Yeah, I reckon 'e pissed his trousers"
    "Funny bro' - nice"

    Coming from a native population myself I can relate. We used to get like 2 (sometimes even 3!!) Glaswegians together and go and intimidate a coachload of English football supporters. Really funny to see them cower.
    yeah i think you could be right there A

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Location: Otematata, North Otago.
    South Auckland might paint a different picture.

    Heck I know there have been a few gangs trying it on in Devonport...... not the smartest when there is a base full of jacks who love to pick trouble.

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