Scotsman loses testicles in motorcycle accident

[Chrislost]

Nope. Still no idea.

"Is this some (Scottish) cunts joke that (kiwi) cunts don't get, 'cos I'm not laughing Nicol-ass!" - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

Are you not a Korean cunt as your nick implies? I like to think im a kiwi cunt, and i got it.
ahh everyones a kiwi these days, need better terms of entry, cos it gets boring!

[MIXONE]

Nor did he, after that.

I take it he was riding a Meridan Triumph?

Yes those toast racks of the sixties did remove the odd testicle.Ouch.

[McJim]

Tam: Is that a pavlova or a merangue?

Jock: Naw, ye're right enough, it's a pavlova.









Is that a pavlova or am I wrang?
Is that a pavlova or am I wrong?

[scumdog]

Scracha, you're fired.

I second that!

[scracha]

I second that!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep
farmer?
The Rolling Stones say: 'Hey you, get off of my cloud.'
And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: 'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe.'

[McJim]

'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe.'

So Scracha McLeod...the truth becomes clear as to why you emigrated here eh? Mind you the sheep around Grangemouth had 2 heids each didn't they?

[scracha]

So Scracha McLeod...the truth becomes clear as to why you emigrated here eh? Mind you the sheep around Grangemouth had 2 heids each didn't they?

And STD's (Scotsman Transmitted Diseases)

[skidMark]

Nope. Still no idea.

"Is this some (Scottish) cunts joke that (kiwi) cunts don't get, 'cos I'm not laughing Nicol-ass!" - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

LOL best quote ever, got that rented out at the moment on dvd lol

[Matt_TG]

I think even the worst Sean Connery accent would pull this joke off, my favourite...

Sean Connery has a call from his agent one day. The agent says, "Sean, I've got you a job, it starts on Saturday, early. You'll have to be there at 10-ish".

Sean replies........ "Tennish? but I don't have a racquet."