Here I sit at school ... alone ...

[sugilite:Me]

As his students work their butts off, little do they know, their teacher is surfing the net, he's a convicted biker ho.
A poor student asks a question, and gets told to shut their mouth, how dare they interrupt the planning for this all important trip down south.
The poor students crave some useful learning, but only get to watch their teacher satisfy his motorcycle yearning.
The teacher is just there for a faster internet connection, and to hide his Honda fuelled, whopping big erection.
For a good education, these kids would walk to school through snow, but all they get for a teacher is a dirty biker ho, You know the one, they call him.......GIjoe.

[gijoe1313]

They are actually getting into their work now! Poems are being digested and frowned upon, novels are being read and magazine articles perused.

As for me, I got stacks of marking .... meh .... just been reading my usual Dilbert cartoons, 'tardme listings, KB inanities, Wargaming forums and other eclectic flights of fancy that tickles my mind!

Really wish I was out there riding right now.

Riding.

Yes.

Riding.

[BuFfY]

Aw that sucks you have to go into school in your holidays! I have my planning laid out on the floor, planned the first two weeks of the term so time for a break, a few days break hahaha

Guess that is the good thing about being a primary school teacher, we would never be expected to go in for extra tutorial stuff!

Best job in the world

[Ragingrob]

To be honest I am sitting in a house in Meadowbank busting for a ride lol but can't make a decision! Don't want it to be too long and it takes long enough to just get anywhere that's a good ride ie SH16, I wish it was my backyard!!! Hmmm maybe I'll go terrorise the likes of Riddell rd and then see what happens...

[gijoe1313]

Hooray! kids left early, brains fizzing .... so I am now home and gearing up for the little pootle southside! Wellywood here I come (soon, just have to eat, charge celly, find rain gear etc. )

[Big Dave]

There was a poor teacher named Joe
who pouted when the kids didn't show.
you'd think he would learn
no **** goes between term
and he should take the big Hornet and blow.

[Maverick]

Desks now abandoned
Distant highway calls
It is time

[PrincessBandit]

lol Justin. Just checked with Pete that he wasn't meant to be there this morning! (He said "no", but then he' probably flip me a pork pie instead of getting his ear blasted for going "oh yeah mum, but I forgot").
I applaude your dedication though. Hope you got a ride in later!

[gijoe1313]

Just got back in from a ride. A wee pootle to Wellington and back!

I think even by my standards that is starting to get ridiculous!

2351km on the clock of my Big Ol'Hornet and I've only owned it for 3 days now!

Gonna catch a nap ... and go riding again today!

[Colapop]

Jesus Jus!! I would have thought you'd get over the ditch to hassle some Southerners!!

(BTW we had a bed waiting for you last night)

[sugilite:Me]

Just got back in from a ride. A wee pootle to Wellington and back!

I think even by my standards that is starting to get ridiculous!

2351km on the clock of my Big Ol'Hornet and I've only owned it for 3 days now!

Gonna catch a nap ... and go riding again today!

Kiwibiker Legend

[chubby]

Tui's ad

Just off for a ride round the block. Back in 5.

Yeah right

[gijoe1313]

Tui's ad

Just off for a ride round the block. Back in 5.

Yeah right

Hey! I highly resemble that remark ... 'tis funny sometimes, I get a cell phone call and people ask ... where are you ... and I reply things like "Tokoroa" "Onewhango" "Kaitaia" etc etc ... silence on the end ...

I think the classic is when I went to Sylvia park shopping mall in Mt Wellington in Auckland to get a magazine... and ended up riding to Cape Reinga by accident!

Ranks right up there with "hmmm, its nice this side of Port Waikato, wonder what the weather is like on the Coro side... better go and check it out for myself..."

Or ... "Ok ... at Quasi's ... where do I want to eat dinner ... oh! Wellington!" and then riding back up to Tauranga to visit Colapop and the Toe-rangers crew there!

And then "I wonder if the pizza at that place I ate at Kaitaia is still any good ... I better go and check it out..."

Heaven forbid if they let me on a large continental landmass like USA/Europe/Asia with a motorbike ... I might be gone for some time! "Hi, just in Nepal will be scooting over to Dubai then to the Dakar and then off to see the Silk route in China and Russia!" hmmm....