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If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
e mare libertas
Dude. I feel for you.
But can't you at least try for a decent V-twin noise?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
parting of the sensory
Pull yourself together, Man!!
Attention: Wellington KBers!
Urgent help required for Jim2!
Someone take him for a ride, lend him a bike, go and have a commiseratery drink with him!
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
I like bikes
Thats scary man. Dont let him drink while he's like this.
I have an idea- Go find him a rocket III to test ride. Take it somewhere secluded , or, even better, a drag strip, and tell himm to stop gibbering and sobbing, and, speaking slowly and carefully, tell him to tighten his undies, grap a good grip on the bars, and twist the throttle hard.
Good luck getting him to stop though:cool2:
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
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commiseratery drink.....mmmmmm
I feel for you Jim!!!
f*sakes.Putsomeclotheson!
He's alright. What makes one person mad just makes another laugh... and that made me laugh! Of course the boss just made me fill out a download request, so it cost me...Originally Posted by vifferman
Deus ex ukulele
Holding a playing card against the spokes of a pushbike's wheel sounds much the same...
A trumpet mouthpiece on the handlebars and you're a veritable one-person band!
Hmmm, reminds me of a famous work by PDQ Bach...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Rest In Peace
I hope nobody steals poor old Jim's parking spot at work while he is off the road!
pretentious moi?
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Already banned thanks to a fight with a Hot Chili contractor the day before. Will have to ressurect the Fiat O' Doom.I hope nobody steals poor old Jim's parking spot at work while he is off the road!
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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