pre BBQ warm up!

**Kwaka-Kid** · 25th August 2003, 20:06

wtf Si.. you make the longest blimmin netslang crap!

"roflmaowpmp"

Does it really stand for:

Real Old Flaky Ladies masturbating alone on wooden planks maintaining pleasure

and is that what u think of when you are hurt?

hahahah! :P

**MikeL** · 25th August 2003, 20:52

Originally posted by Coldkiwi
i did post my mobile number tho for such occasions!

... but it's not much use if you don't answer it...
(presumably because you're riding)

Hey, I've just had a great idea that will make me millions: a helmet with a built in cellphone... Why hasn't anyone thought of that before??
Anyone want to lend me some start-up capital? Half a million should do it...

**Coldkiwi** · 26th August 2003, 12:33

umm, sorry to dissapoint mike, but it can already be done! just rig a speaker inyour helmet witha jack at the chin bar and a speaker cable to your phone (my nokia has a speaker socket) that is velcroed to your instrument cluster or fairing. bada bing

(of course, if you can get someone to fork out 1/2 a mil, let me know!)

as for not answering my phone.. I did stop to send a msg to BB saying where we were as we passed through alfriston, so any calls would've been picked up then. I'm not FULLY stupid... just really late

**bluninja** · 26th August 2003, 13:47

roflmaowpmp= rolling on floor laughing my arse off whilst pissing my pants

KK I don't want to know why you think it has anything to do with masturbation!!! Don't go there!!

TTFN

**Kwaka-Kid** · 26th August 2003, 13:52

haha! si,

what i find funny is you thought i was serious and explained what it stood for.. rofl, i am the youth of the board aint i? we just know these netslang things

ahahaha. But then again, it is me, you never really know where u stand.