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    I've said this before - I'm just a lesbian trapped in a mans body so I guess there could be something about the lesbians and bikes thing...

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    What's a MILF?

    No, really...
    I must admit I thought you were taking the piss right then and there... You're not that innocent - I saw you tossing the salad just this saturday

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    really?....

    Mother I'd Like to F....

    used in porn to describe desirable women older than say 30?
    Ahem, that should probably be "desirable women older than say 21..."

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    You have hit it right on the head. New Zealanders are sexually insecure, particularly male New Zealanders, and they resort to casting slurs at homosexuals in much the same way as witch doctors cast spells at demons. One day we will grow up (he said, hopefully).
    Lies, I don't believe that!
    (I reckon you are very much correct there...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    This assertion of fact means that both Mrs H and I are lesbians. So that's OK then. I had actually thought for a while that this may have been the case. Now my suspicions are confirmed.
    Friends of our are lesbians, and when I asked one of them just why she was a lesbian she said that its because she's alway thinking of women, likes to spend time with women and be intimate with women. That was when I realised that I am also a lesbian.
    Time to ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by hang0ver View Post
    Agreed. I am yet to come across a good looking girl riding a bike
    Well if you do I hope you wipe it off and say sorry.
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    I must be a Lesbian as I like women to, and like to ride bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

    I have to agree and sums up the facts quite nicely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl
    Obviously gay? Did I miss something? How don't look "obviously" gay to me?
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    Following on from "This thread is useless without pics..."




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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    alright thats enough kiss arse or what ever it is you do in your spare time so back on topic please.......
    And on topic, a very dear Lesbian friend of mine, that knows nothing of bikes,learned that I was on a biker forum and the first question was,Any women on there? errr yes quite a few why?. Well you know,women that ride bikes they're butch aren't they,so if you come across any dikes on bikes let me know.

    Her words not mine,so conclusive proof,from a poll of one,if your female and ride a bike, your of interest to at least one lady that likes ladies.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Esq View Post
    Following on from "This thread is useless without pics..."



    More pics please


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    In all seriousness though,

    I have had a few female friends who expressed interest in bikes, and when I mentioned learning to ride said "Oh, no people will think im a lesbian"
    Yet they were more then happy to ride on the back of mine, and... err.. wrap their arms around me...
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    To either take the hottest straight chick you can find

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    Take the fattest dyke you can find.

    Anything else just isnt cool.

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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    i was chatting to a work mate today about bikes and girls on bikes and how great bikes are, when she turned to me and said.....

    "I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

    is this a common thought within the female straight variety?

    we all know MILFs ride (i wont give an example but you know who you are!) and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl so im a little behind the 8 ball on this one

    so any ideas?
    Fag, Dyke or Straight I don't give a fat rats arse, if you're not a total wanker, toss-pot or man hating bitch you're ok by me.

    And that's regardless of what make/type of bike you ride.

    To judge a person purely on their sexual preference is pretty shallow and shows some screaming insecurities IMHO.

    Losers may beg to differ I guess..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    ............yep.............
    Please, no pics!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post

    Losers may beg to differ I guess..
    Nice barb on the end of that comment Mr Dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

    Soooo, reading between the lines you're prepared to sacrifice a certain amount of YOUR potential sexual activity to allow some sexual pleasure between two women thereby missing out on a 'bit' yourself??????

    How noble of you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I must admit I thought you were taking the piss right then and there... You're not that innocent - I saw you tossing the salad just this saturday
    That salad was extremely willing to take the plunge though, wasn't it?

    Funnily enough, I do have room for more learning it would seem...Thank goodness I have an eager teacher
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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