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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Motorcycles didn't even rate a mention!

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    Nice attempt at attaching a motorcycling relevance for posting in this forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    ...She just has this pet hate of people who go bananas over a scientific study that shows something that is, to her, just common sense or well known....
    As are so many such "studies"...

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    ...And yes, I do tend to get rather annoyed when some so called scientist has a brain wave and uses loads of money to declare some fandangle "new finding" about something known for centuries...

    I'd love to see that effort and money better spent on research for the likes of a cure for AIDS or cancers...
    Spot on!

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    Nice attempt attach a motorcycling relevance for posting in this forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Never taken issue with you before but photos don't lie sweety.

    Looks happy eh. Mind you he is outdoors.
    At least I stand straight, and I got a bigger one than you!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    At least I stand straight, and I got a bigger one than you!
    Er,ok, Not entirely sure what your alluding to. You said,"I do know man is not just a walking penis" and I posted a pic entitled ' The walking penis man'.which is supposed to be mildly witty, quite how you've aligned yourself with the walking penis I'm not sure.

    Moral:Porcelain princesses should not align themselves with walking penises,it's not decent.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Er,ok, Not entirely sure what your alluding to. You said,"I do know man is not just a walking penis" and I posted a pic entitled ' The walking penis man'.which is supposed to be mildly witty, quite how you've aligned yourself with the walking penis I'm not sure.

    Moral:Porcelain princesses should not align themselves with walking penisis,it's not decent.
    ah yes, now I get what you meant...I was a little nonplussed as I didn't actually look at the pic's title...

    Moral: I'm a blond, don't mind me... (and it's penises, isn't it? )
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    ah yes, now I get what you meant...I was a little nonplussed as I didn't actually look at the pic's title...

    Moral: I'm a blond, don't mind me... (and it's penises, isn't it? )

    It's all good,It crossed my mind that you may have got the wrong end of the stickiness,I wouldn't dream of insulting you hunny,It's not what I do,especialy to nice people like what you is.

    As for the plural of penis,your quite right.I don't think I've had much occasion to think of more than one Penis.
    Oh bugger

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    It's all good,It crossed my mind that you may have got the wrong end of the stickiness,I wouldn't dream of insulting you hunny,It's not what I do,especialy to nice people like what you is.
    No worries...and right back at you big fella

    As for the plural of penis,your quite right.I don't think I've had much occasion to think of more than one Penis. [/QUOTE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    As for the plural of penis,your quite right.I don't think I've had much occasion to think of more than one Penis.
    Having two would be AWESOME!

    Even if she weren't that kinky one could be at work while the other rested. Methinks it's a wonderful idea... Now off to the bio-lab
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Having two would be AWESOME!

    Even if she weren't that kinky one could be at work while the other rested. Methinks it's a wonderful idea... Now off to the bio-lab
    What about the blood supply dude, to keep two the size of mine going at the same time, my head would shrink to the size of a grape.

    I've just noticed a guy on another thread called dicky too,I bet he knows the score.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    What about the blood supply dude, to keep two the size of mine going at the same time, my head would shrink to the size of a grape.

    I've just noticed a guy on another thread called dicky too,I bet he knows the score.
    Well, with a bit of practice I guess you could acquire the skills necessary to operate them independently.

    Otherwise I guess an iron-rich diet and perhaps some EPO supplements would be in order unk:
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    Two would be a nuisance. It's hard enough taking proper care of one. A second would inevitably end up getting caught in zips, shut in cupboards, or sat on, or worse.

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    "Both."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Two would be a nuisance. It's hard enough taking proper care of one. A second would inevitably end up getting caught in zips, shut in cupboards, or sat on, or worse.

    "Does sir dress to the left or to the right?"

    "Both."
    HTFU and get a Kilt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    this guy sounds like a women
    No he's onto something, the couch, the kitchen table, the bathroom sink (dont ask) - so many opportunities, so little time.
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