Found a cold cooked chicken squashed on my seat

[Steam]

Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.

How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.

I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.

[McJim]

Thought of you when I was working in Dunedin on Friday. Driving along George street and saw a black chook chaser parked up at the side of the road. It had a but of old knobbly tire on the front mudguard. Wondered why for a moment then remembered it was something you did to tour ginny a wee while back too.

Was that your bike?

Just trying to imagine the rancid chook on it. yuk.

[CookMySock]

sorry to hear about that dood, but thats the funniest thing I have read all day! LOL

DB

[Sparky Bills]

So thats where I left my chicken!!!

I expect you to replace it for me

Lol, Sorry just kidding.
Thats pretty nasty.

[98tls]

Being Dunedin mate i would be more worried about what they had been doing with said chicken and was it indeed fat running out of it.

[CookMySock]

maybe it wasnt fat running out of it ?

DB

[Meanie]

I,d be pissed if someone had done that to my bike
But..............fuck thats funny

[shafty]

Talk about a chick magnet Steam, was it stuffed?

LOL

Seriously though, any CCTV nearby to collar the perps?

[sinfull]

Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.

How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.

I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.

Flashback to the devils regects here !
You aiiint gorna f..k that chicken are ya boye

[Steam]

In one way I am kinda happy, because it looks even more like a ratbike now, with chicken-grease streaked down the sides of it. Stinking grease icicles. Okay, maybe not so much when it starts to ferment.

[Magua]

That's weird. :S
I had an avacado squashed into the door handles of my car once.

[Katman]

And let me guess - you're a vegetarian.

[Manxman]

Ever seen that film, the Godfather...you know, the one with the horse's head.

Maybe that's how they 'let you know' in Dunedin???

[JimO]

In one way I am kinda happy, because it looks even more like a ratbike now, with chicken-grease streaked down the sides of it. Stinking grease icicles. Okay, maybe not so much when it starts to ferment.

i saw the bike parked there, it will be some couch burning rich daddy student from auckland who did it, a real dunedinite would have shat on ya seat

[Beemer]

Ever seen that film, the Godfather...you know, the one with the horse's head.

Maybe that's how they 'let you know' in Dunedin???

Brilliant, have to give you bling for that!