Found a cold cooked chicken squashed on my seat

[AllanB]

Farkin hell you fool - CHICKEN STRIPS are what the sports bikers call any unused edge of tyre.

Man your lame attempt at decking your ride out with 'chicken strips' has so lost your street cred.


On the bright side it is better than the used condom hanging off the front of my work building.

[Steam]

Mahaha! Some of those puns are pretty good. Bling to yous fullaz.

[oldrider]

How do you know it was cooked, had it just just been Steamed? John.

[scumdog]

But she obviously went cold in the idea

Seagull necrophilia???

[heyjoe]

Would you like french fries with that chicken sir?...

Sorry to hear about your brush with the local chicken assault team. A pretty disgusting thing to do to someones bike...

It probably made them feel important or thinking they have made their mark in some way. Perhaps to bump up their paltry boring lives.

Don't brood on it too long. They will get theirs one day.