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    Marketing lows

    What Advertising/marketing lows do you remeber or have stumbled across...
    I heard this crap advertised on late night TV...and just had a nosey at thier website!! it was like a pisstake!! lol


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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    So what did you order??
    Ride it like you stole it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frenchy View Post
    So what did you order??
    A limited edition cabbage patch doll from another retail website [looks a bit like you actually...see attached picture !!]!! I'm not allowed to use products that may increase the chance on me breeding...the worlds not ready for Mini Poo's yet!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    shit, so in other words you tried it and it didn't work
    so your giving us a heads up about it??????.

    cheers man..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    shit, so in other words you tried it and it didn't work
    so your giving us a heads up about it??????.

    cheers man..
    probably not the best choice of words.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    [looks a bit like you actually...see attached picture !
    Does that mean your going to try it on with the doll too??
    Ride it like you stole it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frenchy View Post
    Does that mean your going to try it on with the doll too??
    The doll would be so lucky!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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