Growing Up

[Ewan Oozarmy]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about
time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first,
then you swear after me, ok?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old
what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen
floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern
voice,"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco
Pops"

[Curious_AJ]

aah kids...

I think Ive heard that one before though...

[Grub]

{... snigger ...}

[Pex Adams]

I read that on the wall of a urinal in New Plymouth last weekend... It didn't get any better.

[cowboyz]

fuck it. (that was for the merged thread where I reposted your joke)



That is funny though. I can see my kids coming up with that.