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  1. 6th May 2008, 17:33 #1
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    Riddle time.

    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champagne bubble.
    If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?

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    Chuck Norris.

    Duh.
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    Onions!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Onions!
    'Chuck Norris' is a way awesomer answer than 'onions'.



    I bet the 'proper' answer is something pointless and allegorical, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    'Chuck Norris' is a way awesomer answer than 'onions'.



    I bet the 'proper' answer is something pointless and allegorical, anyway.


    I bet onions are the only thing that could make Chucky cry!
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    Think simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Think simple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champagne bubble.
    If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?
    Yes. I can..
    Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
    For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
    Because he knows the time is short
    Let him who hath understanding
    Reckon the number of the beast
    For it is a human number
    Its number is six hundred and sixty six.


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    I was thinking of light but that doesnt make guys pee.....

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    i'd like to see your answer, and the reasoning behind it - i know what mine is
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    sorry to highjack your thread..
    but heres one for ya....
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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champagne bubble.
    If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?
    the answer is "No"
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