New Zealand - brown noser?

[Biff]

On behalf of all the poms in this forum and indeed all over the world I'd like to thank New Zealand and all you Kiwi's for sucking up to England so much, and at the same time ask why the hell do you all still have such a crap flag, and while I'm at it - why do all your law enforcement officers and military swear allegiance to the English Queen?

Come on New Zealand - you're an independant country. Change your freakin flag and constituiton to show the world that you're a unique, self supporting country that has far more to offer than simple brown nosing the former British empire.

Oh - sorry - my mistake - I thought you were all Ozzies, well you're flag looks the same anyway.

Stand back, duck and cover



(I'm simply stimulating a debate - no harm was intended on writing the above. All complaints should be sent to my grandmother)

[duckman]

Please provide your Grandmothers email addy !!

[jrandom]

Ho hum.

You'll probably find that nobody really cares, one way or the other, and it's so much *effort* to do the republic thing.

The only reason the Australians are blithering on about doing it is because *their* heads are now so far up the *American's* rectums that they're sucking Yankee tonsil...

[Biff]

oh come on guys - ive just primed a hand grenade in this room and im waiting for it to blow!

surely you can do better than that.
you bloody kiwi's - too bloody nice for your own good

[duckman]

JR - You hold him down, I'll tweek his nipples .....

**mumble .. bloody cheeky imports ... Mumble .. mutter **

[crashe]

Nah just give this Pom a Prince Albert.... that will sort him out mighty quick...

Us Kiwi's are so nice and lovable.... thats why ya moved over here....

[jrandom]

JR - You hold him down, I'll tweek his nipples...

Well, you can just keep those dodgy Pom-lovin' activities to yourself, you deviated prevert.

[Slim]

too bloody nice for your own good

Why do you think so many British people immigrate down here???

[duckman]

Well, you can just keep those dodgy Pom-lovin' activities to yourself, you deviated prevert.

Prevert ... a bloody Prevert am I ... Well I never.... of all the people ..... Thats the last time ...... blither blither blither ...

[Riff Raff]

JR - You hold him down, I'll tweek his nipples .....

**mumble .. bloody cheeky imports ... Mumble .. mutter **

These bastard pommies that come over here for the fantastic clean and green lifestyle that New Zealand offers, then start bitching and moaning five minutes after they get here about how much better things would be if we did this, that and the other. :eyepoke: Integrate yourself into the lifestyle, cultivate a kiwi accent, only admit to your ancestory when it suits, and then you can get away with it, just like me!!!

[Coldkiwi]

Brown nosing the poms??? yeah Right! More like too lazy to do anything about it So long as the white pansies of english rugby don't get confused with the All Blacks, our identity is quite intact!

J makes a good point about the aussies... if we DID go republic, we'd probably follow their example (apparently our leaders/authorities etc simply don't know how to do anything else) and end up being another little Pro-US whore.

[crashe]

On behalf of all the poms in this forum and indeed all over the world I'd like to thank New Zealand and all you Kiwi's for sucking up to England so much, and at the same time ask why the hell do you all still have such a crap flag,

All complaints should be sent to my grandmother)

So you have contacted all the POMS on this forum about this subject....?

Your poor Grandmother..... what did she do to end up with you...lol.

[Biff]

ssshhhh - I'm actually Welsh. The only reason I moved here is that I heard the sheep were better looking!

[crashe]

ssshhhh - I'm actually Welsh. The only reason I moved here is that I heard the sheep were better looking!

Yee gawd's thats even worse....lol

[spudchucka]

I'm all for dumping the Monarchy and having a fancy new flag but the thought of Aunty Helen as our first "President" is very disturbing to me.